Need a booty

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by sportsboy84, Jan 4, 2012.

  1. sportsboy84

    sportsboy84 New Member

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    Alright fellas, I have a question for you. God gave me gifts in the front of my brifes, however he forgot to give me a butt. Any suggestions on what undwear gives you the best butt when you do not have one! Are padded undies the way to go?
     
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    Sports: you got a butt, everybody does. Padded-undies are weird, I bought some, but wouldn't wear them after trying em on. (Feels like socks in your britches), plus: if someone is 'attracted' to your ass, what about when you get-naked-for-playing??? (Often wondered this about girls who, um, 'stuff' or 'enhance' ....just sayin'.)

    Some guys have liked my butt- depends on what one likes. They usually are focused on my dick, which is nice, and we go from there.

    I get you, 'tho: I friggin' love checkin' out a man's ass- and some guys have some awesome-ass-action goin' on,,, not like mine.

    Blessings and Love, bud- and a friendly-admiring-slap on your butt from Texas!
     
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    You might want to ask this guy how he got his "JLo booty"!!!
     

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    Ugh. Fergit Padded anything. Ya got what ya got. it's way more important to have a good sized cock and balls than some pouty ass.
     
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    Lol. I saw something like that.... except the guy I saw was wearing skinny jeans. ugh! It's like he wore a bra on his ass. My first thought was... what's wrong with his ass?
     
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    Okay...I think there is nothing wrong with a guy padding his butt. I get so many compliments on my butt when I wear my padded underwear. There are many bad ones on the market , I have tried many of them. I have found the best ones yet.

    Mens Padded Underwear, Trunk with Butt Pads

    Photos showing before and after of myself....Hope you can see the difference
     

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    OP, get yourself to the gym and start dooing squats. Then you'll have the real thing.
    Dave
     
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    Up your protein intake and do squats, lunges, and deadlifts.

    Luckily I was born with my kardashian toosh. I still give it a good work out but that's just to make it firm and nice. It doesn't need to be any bigger.

    Best underwear for your butt would be trunks. Best brand would be Papi. Makes your ass look nice and bubbly.
     
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