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  1. way too big

    way too big New Member

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    My penis is way too big for my body. im only 5foot7 and 140 lbs, but my penis is 15 inches long and 31/2 inches in diameter. I fee like a freak. women are afraid of it, aroused by it or want to see it, but they never look at me as a person first. its like im just one huge penis to them.

    are there any women who could be my friend and help me with some advice when i get these bad anxiety erections?
     
  2. jeff black

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    Maybe, don't tell them that you are a "big guy" or whip your dick out. IT might help you out, as people will like you for you and not your "giant" problem.
     
  3. Pecker

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    C'mon, wtb, you're 62 years old. If you haven't figured it out by now ....
     
  4. ashlar

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    *falls over*

    Pecker, I think I just fell in love with you.
     
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    Hey, Romey, what's not to love?
     
  6. Matthew

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    I thought there were only good anxiety erections.
     
  7. gwr1349

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    I've never seen a penis that long so You should post a picture of on this site for all to see to be believed. Second, that long of a dick yould scare anyone off, especially a woman. I guess I would need to see it before I believe it is really that long.
     
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    Welcome and enjoy the group!

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    post some pics and do a search on "how to properly measure your penis".
     
  9. Big Del

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    Hey - welcome and congrats or commiserations or stop taking the piss (delete as appropriate!)

    Del
     
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    That's not a penis it's a baseball bat. Sorry, I just don't believe your numbers.
     
  11. Big Del

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    Stud Hunter - I love your photo - if that is you please make contact and I will take you to paradise and back!

    Please get an email address PM or IM I can write to!!!!

    Del
     
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    "Swing low . . . sweet chariot ...."
     
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    I suggest you look for work as a dairy herdsman and date your charges.
     
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    is anyone else allergic to bullshit?
     
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    You are using the Enron Jeff Skilling strategy? Insist that the ridiculous is true - maybe the jury will believe it....I doubt that any human dick in recorded history truly is > 15" prove it or be gone.....

    Studhunter - please tell us that the pic is not you....
     
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    welcome to lpsg. I too have the same problem. I'm only 5'3 though. My penis is 19" long and 10" around.
     
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    That's not a penis, it's an extended clit!

    Mine's 30" long and 12" around.
     
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    Well I never claimed to be hung. Just slightly below average.
     
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    I see a pattern here.....the shorter the guy is, the bigger his schlong.:rolleyes:
    My only advice to mtb is, with a dick like that don't jump any hurdles.:smile:
     
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    WOW, The first or maybe second guy doesn't stand a chance around here. :tongue:
     
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