- Mem,
*Bows*
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.
You forgot to say " Don't forget to tip the Waitresses and Bartenders."
*Bows*
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.
And you've forgotten to post your photographs. Do I have to resort to dispensing spankings?
Tch.
That's most... unfortunate.
Pardon me, if anyone needs me I'll be in the corner masturbating.What's tch? do you mean tisk, tisk?
anyway do you think Shrek is cute? Well I'm more of an olive green.
Pardon me, if anyone needs me I'll be in the corner masturbating.
*stuff*
I'm such a dirty girl.
LOL
God, I need laid. I don't think I've much of a chance of wrangling my boy away from this boring Al Gore global warming sillyness.
*comes back a bit moistened and fixes his hair*
I'm sorry, what?
I met a guy on my last night of vacation...
When I got back I e-mailed him. He told me I was the best part of his vacation. I told him to call me the following weekend. He said he would "try".
He did not call. I e-mailed him and said...
I've come to terms that I like him more than he likes me...
If I ask for advice and some PECKER tells me to go hang myself, then yes, I will get Bitchy with him. I think it's important to let him know that he thinks he is funny and that he is not.
bunny boiler. yup.
lol...why revive such an old thread? i'm sure the issue has been resolved by now...