need anecdotes from big dicked men and sizequeens (male or female)

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  1. ramsgate18

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    oh kind and helpful members of lpsg, i need your help! :confused:

    I started a blog last year on dating and sex in the 21st century, Love in the noughties

    one subject all my friends said needed mentioning is big dicks, mainly why in todays society we are OBSESSED with them, i pretty much have it down but would like some annecdotes from bigger men and their fans to flesh it out and add a human perspective, atm its v statistic based etc

    anything from best sexual experience, worst, first, tips for young guys just realising what it means to be hung/their partners

    i assure total anonimity to all those who volunteer their tales and those in the story, the names shall be changed etc

    so please either write your tales bellow or send them to me in a private message if you want it to stay private

    thanks in advance

    Ramsgate18 x
     
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    How about "if I said you had a beautiful cock, would you hold it against me?" :biggrin1:
     
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    not relly an anecdote but thanks lol i meant litte stories like ur first time, best sex, worse sex thoughts on why society loves the big dick etc
     
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    really? no ones gonna assist me?
     
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    :wank: need a helping hand, so to speak??
     
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    I think that with the world being so open now sexually, women do not HAVE to settle for something they are not truly into. Most women want to have the full feeling of a really large cock inside them. Now it is finally acceptable to say it out loud. At least, that is how I view it.
     
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    An anecdote is a short and amusing or interesting story about a real incident or person. It may be as brief as the setting and provocation of a bon mot. An anecdote is always presented as based on a real incident involving actual persons, whether famous or not, usually in an identifiable place................
     
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    Apologies houtx48. How about you post an anecdote instead of just posting a snippy comment. Ramsgate, I will try to assist you in writing you a real *anecdote* once I am no longer at work.
     
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    How about the fact that anybody that watches porn regularly (and thanks to free sites on the internet, that's a large audience) sees dicks that are "outliers" in the statistical sense and may have a skewed sense of what's a good size. This is probably exponentially true for teenagers who watch porn semi-regularly and haven't seen many (or any) up close and personal.

    I suggest to those worried about dick size that they remember the artistic principle of "perspective." It's going to seem a lot bigger to somebody if its reallly reallly close.
     
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    Just trying to help seemed people were having trouble with the definition. You need bon mot too?
     
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    I will take the definition of bon mot, when you get a chance, thanks. I appreciate a good lesson when I can get it. I saw your other post as an attempt to assist the OP, not a snippy comment directed at any other (over-sensitive, defensive) poster.

    To summarize, houtx previous post: not snippy. My post: A little snippy.

    An anecdote:

    My second really well-hung boyfriend had a 10" x 6" penis. I had no way of knowing this. I suspected it would be pretty big. He hugged me all the time while he was trying to win me over. He hugged me from the side, and his flaccid bulge seemed to contact an unusually large section of my hip. He hugged me from behind, and seemed to drape my ass with soft cock. There was one time, late one summer night in his car where my head rested on his thigh, and my bare feet dangled out of the passenger side window. I watched in my periphery as he grew a chubber, caught himself, and went soft again. So close to my face it was gigantic. All of this was while he frantically, almost desperately tried to win me over. I was pining over an ex. I didn't want to have a new boyfriend. Still, he was super sweet, very smart, and I was so curious about his dick. I wanted to see him get hard. So, on another summer night, I accepted his offer of love, and agreed to be his girlfriend.

    We stayed out all night that night, and made out until well past sunrise. He was past curfew, and drove me home. In front of my house, he kissed me again. My hand came to rest on his upper thigh, and I felt him getting hard under my touch. "Can I see it?" I asked, with one eyebrow arched, my lower lip caught between my teeth. He said nothing, but shifted around, pushing down his pants, pulling his member through the fly of his underwear. My eye struck the tip, and followed the shaft into his drawers. It seemed to go on forever. It was huge! It wasn't done growing. I knew it needed help to get fully erect, but I had never seen a foreskin before, and I was stunned to see one then!

    "Show me how. How do you stroke it?" He showed me a few things he liked. He most favored pulling his foreskin taut, securing it with one hand, and passing his other hand along the upper third, stroking his frenulum and coronal ridge with his fingers gripping tightly. Inside his foreskin, there was an elastic-looking, fragrant mucous. He got himself hard, and began to ooze precum right away. The sweet, salty scent of his wet cock made my heart race, my mouth go dry, my pussy ache, and I just HAD to suck him off. I had to. I needed to get him in my mouth.

    Hoarsely, I asked him to let me suck it. I think he choked. He was unintelligible. So I put my hands on him, nad tried to stroke it the way he showed me. I kept doing it wrong. I pulled too hard, not hard enough, didn't stroke properly. I was a mess. Still, I was getting increasingly more desperate to blow him. I had to know what it felt like. "Please, [his name here], let me suck it a little. Just a little." His face was as black as sin, but I could swear his cheeks reddened a little. I looked around for neighbors, and ducked down. I tentatively licked some fluid from his glans. He giggled. That was unexpected so I looked up at him, awkwardly. Watching his face, I once again extended my tongue to his dick. He let out a small sound, somewhere between a whimper and a squeal. I thought perhaps I was being too gentle. After all, when he played with himself, he was rough. So, I engulfed the whole head in my mouth (with some difficulty) and sucked hard. He emitted a screaming laugh, and reflexively hit me in the face, shoving me off. "It tickles! No!" he screamed. I kept trying, once he calmed down. And he kept kicking his feet and squealing. It tickled!

    It was months before he could tolerate, a blow job, and weeks more before he could enjoy one. He was able to receive head from me much sooner than I was able to take a rough fucking from him. Biggest penis I ever saw? Yes, and with its ticklishness, and a foreskin (which I'd never seen before) also the weirdest.
     
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