need ideas for talking dirty to girls, anyone?

[B_spiker067]

Dirty talking, I thought, was supposed to be while actually fucking or with someone you have fucked. Most women seem to run for the hills when they hear dirty talk outside those contexts. Dirty talk is about banter as prelude to actual fucking.

I think you can probably dirty talk if you read her right on an actual "third date" scenario in which you have signals that you're actually going to get fucked. And even then it is iffy.

But then that might have to do with the type of women I've hung out with.

The general inability by men to dirty talk is probably the basis of why "male" porn is so very lame.

 

[B_ordinarydude88]

Dirty talking, I thought, was supposed to be while actually fucking or with someone you have fucked. Most women seem to run for the hills when they hear dirty talk outside those contexts. Dirty talk is about banter as prelude to actual fucking.

I think you can probably dirty talk if you read her right on an actual "third date" scenario in which you have signals that you're actually going to get fucked. And even then it is iffy.

But then that might have to do with the type of women I've hung out with.

The general inability by men to dirty talk is probably the basis of why "male" porn is so very lame.

yes youre right. it is the type of women.. only a very small select few of them will do it, and these are the "dirties". one straight up asked me if we wanted to "sext" and the 2nd made small hints..

I remember the 2nd girl asked "what would you do to/with me" or something like that... I wasnt sure what to say or if she was wanting to go dirty, so I said something lame. and she responded with a "like licking my pussy?" or something like that, I showed a friend, we laughed, and right then and there I realized what she wanted to do and I kicked up a notch. this one in particular one also had a BF at the time and is still with him although we dont "sext" any more, I swear weve said everything that could have possibly have been said and it got boring.

the reasons these girls "sext" with me is to get themselves off (or so they say, which I believe). sometimes they would text me out of the middle of nowhere on their lunch break and go home and rub one out (or so they say, which I believe). fun times I say! I havnt fucked these girls, but weve gotten each other off several times. one even claimed to be a squirter!

and about the inability of men talking dirty... I feel im not going to have that inability. for a virgin I think of myself as quite experienced already and have a very dirty/active mind when it comes to sex, so I imagine I could have a lot of fun when/if the time does come. thats also why I made this thread.. for more ideas, as ill remember every one of them, and put them to use one day.

 

[nicenycdick]

lol yes im sure. 2 of them ive went to high school with and known for 10+ years.

one I spoke on the phone with, have her on myspace and facebook for 2 years, "shes" been pretty consistant.

and the other has sent me several pics of her pussy, and other things I requested, also knows several things that only a woman would know.

these "girls" I know are my friends, not just random people that I met online without any picture/video/voice verification or proof. im not that dumb!

now that girl on chatroulette the other night that was able to fuck herself in the ass and type 40WPM has me wondering.....

So why the hell don't you just get together with them and do it in person! Texting/Phone Sex/Camming is fine if you can't have a hands-on encounter, but if you know these women, then just take them out, spend a dime on dinner...and do it!

 

[scottredleter]

I must say, I'm not a fan of cunt or having my pussy described as "sticky".

OMG! That was funny! And, that was exactly what I was saying... just because you get turned on by dirty talk, doesn't mean that the woman you are with will appreciate it.

 

[B_ordinarydude88]

So why the hell don't you just get together with them and do it in person! Texting/Phone Sex/Camming is fine if you can't have a hands-on encounter, but if you know these women, then just take them out, spend a dime on dinner...and do it!

yeah thats easier said than done and I believe ive answered these questions already.

1 girl is 500 miles away.

1 girl is 1000 miles away.

1 girl already has a BF. she came over one night, we had a few beers, hung out, but she didnt want to do anything except get/give receive a back massage lol. she was really horny and flirty and touchy, but wouldnt even kiss me. she did suck on my finger though (wow I bet she would give a fucking amazing BJ!!) and put her fingers into her pussy and let me suck on them, but thats about it. she was pretty loyal to her BF which is cool with me. I know if I had a girl friend and she was going to another town to work and seeing another guy and I found out, someones face would be getting seriously smashed in...

and the fourth girl is kind of a young, dirty, local skank that isnt good looking. I probably shouldnt have "sexted" with her because it led me to believe im interested in her, when im really not. but im a nice guy and have a hard time being a dick and/or telling someone "no". she lives with her mom, I live with my mom, im not attracted to her (total butter face and im very shallow and can do better than her and will admit it). I wasnt about to drop my standards just to bring up my average (which is .5 BTW). also im pretty shy and dont have much confidence, add the fact that im a virgin and id rather stay at home and text her through the cell phone!.

one day I will build the courag to hit on a girl and ask her to be my gf or fuck, but at this point I just havnt found anyone im interested in. im too picky, but like I said; id rather not lower my standards just to bring up my average. im interested in a relationship now just a fuck buddy, as nice as it would be.