need ideas for talking dirty to girls, anyone?

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Luved pitbull's post, agree w/ Fleur - my pussy is not 'sticky' and the c word...a guy needs to be careful when he uses that.
 

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yeah I dont know of I said it in my quotes, but I usually dont say that word. usually just say pussy, I dont even like the "c" word myself, its almost insulting. ive heard girls get called "dumb cunt" and thats probably the worst thing you can say to them IMO.

didnt know about the "sticky" word being offensive though... maybe ill have to drop that word though :(
 

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didnt know about the "sticky" word being offensive though... maybe:confused::confused::confused: ill have to drop that word though :(

Maybe?
Let me give you 3 words you need to be familiar with.
Listen
Communicate
Respect

2 Women in this thread have said no to sticky.
That means:
No sticky pussy!!!

So here is something else for your vocabulary

Thank you ladies. :smile:

Come on now you can think of at least a half dozen adjectives that go well with pussy.
Don't expect me to do all your work.
If you want me to, just send me the phone numbers of these women :tongue:
 

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Maybe?
Let me give you 3 words you need to be familiar with.
Listen
Communicate
Respect

2 Women in this thread have said no to sticky.
That means:
No sticky pussy!!!

So here is something else for your vocabulary

Thank you ladies. :smile:

Come on now you can think of at least a half dozen adjectives that go well with pussy.
Don't expect me to do all your work.
If you want me to, just send me the phone numbers of these women :tongue:

thanks ladies! and guys!

so take out the word "sticky" and insert "slippery"?

warm slippery pussy... yeah.. I like the sounds of that :D
 

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So that's like what, 5 girls? I'd hate to have your phone bill....

ditto on the no sticky

Buy one of those cheap grocery store romance novels and just text them some shit from it that sounds good.

theyre texts... which are free. normal bill :p

but ive worked with guys who were away from home... $700+ phone bill for 3 weeks of talking to her every night :eek:
 

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Can you clarify whether you are talking about sex text/IM or phone sex? I was good at both back in the day but they are different beasts.
 

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take it easy, real slow, romance seduce. your currently like a texting premature ejaculation, and increase your vocabulare, focus on sensation.
all in all remember penetration is twards the end of sex, take time and focus.
as for meeting them, think of yourself as an actor, the one doing all the stuff in the txts. it aint you so why should you be shy.
all in al pretty much stuff thats been said before. DEFinatly drop cunt and other simply nasty words. as for sticky im not guan go there. ok thats enuf from me, im out.

peace.
 

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texting back and forth on cell phones. I dont think im good enough for phone sex yet... give me your best! please!

Take it slow and be specific. And by specific, I mean use details:

I'm cupping your breasts with my hands, while gently caressing your nipples with my thumbs. I lean in to take your left nipple into my mouth, sucking firmly and rubbing circles with my tongue.

You start off in the same sort of vein in phone sex but it is easier to gauge what she wants and when to speed it up. It's also easier to use the same word more than once on the phone, imho.

And, btw, if the chicks want to do this silly texting thing when you actually have phones that can be used (as opposed to me being on college break, living at home, in the early 1990s before cell phones were really en vouge, thus unable to call long distance or loudly, etc.), you should really be doing the phone thing with them. The more you do that, the better/more comfortable you'll be at doing the real thing.

Go get 'em, tiger. ;-)
 

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take it easy, real slow, romance seduce. your currently like a texting premature ejaculation, and increase your vocabulare, focus on sensation.
all in all remember penetration is twards the end of sex, take time and focus.
as for meeting them, think of yourself as an actor, the one doing all the stuff in the txts. it aint you so why should you be shy.
all in al pretty much stuff thats been said before. DEFinatly drop cunt and other simply nasty words. as for sticky im not guan go there. ok thats enuf from me, im out.

peace.

This is GOOD advice. In case you don't recognize it. ;-)
 

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I love to describe to my fiancee when were apart and on the phone how id love to press against her on a crowded bus pretending we didnt know each other and begin fondling her.
 

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I'm not into the texting thing - i prefer to have real hard cock. Text can be fun if my lover is away or whatever.
how to describe my wet pussy?ok..we got NOT 'sticky' that just sounds dayum weird...
'wet' or 'juicy' will do the trick..and for me personally 'wet' is 99% better than juicy..
 

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Not a fan of it at all. Real conversations are way more of a turn on. Phone sex just doesn't do if for me and to be honest, if I'm with someone in bed and they start the dirty type of talk it turns me right off. This is real life, not a porno. I might tell someone their cock feels amazing, great, fantastic (pick an adjective) inside me, or that I love what they are doing if it's true and happening in the moment. I don't mind the same in reverse. But, start saying shit like, come on baby, ride my rock hard cock, I want to fuck your wet cunt, pussy, monkey, (pick a noun) because they think it's a turn on and I immediately tune to over and out.

Real talk, real chatter, moved by the moment - all good.
Made up shit you have to think about in advance and plan for - yuck
 

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I'm not into the texting thing - i prefer to have real hard cock. Text can be fun if my lover is away or whatever.
how to describe my wet pussy?ok..we got NOT 'sticky' that just sounds dayum weird...
'wet' or 'juicy' will do the trick..and for me personally 'wet' is 99% better than juicy..

Not a fan of it at all. Real conversations are way more of a turn on. Phone sex just doesn't do if for me and to be honest, if I'm with someone in bed and they start the dirty type of talk it turns me right off. This is real life, not a porno. I might tell someone their cock feels amazing, great, fantastic (pick an adjective) inside me, or that I love what they are doing if it's true and happening in the moment. I don't mind the same in reverse. But, start saying shit like, come on baby, ride my rock hard cock, I want to fuck your wet cunt, pussy, monkey, (pick a noun) because they think it's a turn on and I immediately tune to over and out.

Real talk, real chatter, moved by the moment - all good.
Made up shit you have to think about in advance and plan for - yuck

some girls obviously are into it, some obviously aernt. its simple as that. I dont have text sex with all the girls I know/meet, just a very select and small few that actually want to have it, and from what ive seen/read from them. they want it as dirty as possible. it was also them that started it almost every time... starting with something tame then working into the extreme dirty stuff!

2 of the girls were super dirty and telling me she wants me to lick her asshole, how would my cock feel sitting in her tight asshole while im finger banging her pussy and rubbing her clit, sit on my face and have my tongue deep into her pussy while her pussy juice is getting all over my face, picking her up and slamming her her against the wall and fucking her as hard and fast as I can standing up while her cum runs down my leg, etc... she said/started it, not me!

to each their own I guess. I know most girls dont like it or dont want to have text sex (or they keep it a secret), but theres a few out there that love it. I seem to find those few for some reason... ive showed me friend a few of the texts, hes 20 and been with 30+ girls, and he said even hes never seen/had texts that extreme/dirty. he called then "pornstar texts" and was quite amazed as to what we were telling each other. I was quite proud :D now to put those texts to action to some girl in real life...
 
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I wonder if you have, in any way, verified the fact that you are texting to women...

lol yes im sure. 2 of them ive went to high school with and known for 10+ years.

one I spoke on the phone with, have her on myspace and facebook for 2 years, "shes" been pretty consistant.

and the other has sent me several pics of her pussy, and other things I requested, also knows several things that only a woman would know.

these "girls" I know are my friends, not just random people that I met online without any picture/video/voice verification or proof. im not that dumb!

now that girl on chatroulette the other night that was able to fuck herself in the ass and type 40WPM has me wondering.....