D_Elijah_MorganWood
Expert Member
That guy's got a real cunt on him!
I would love to, but i'm scared to have sex with a bisexual with all this HIV going around. give me a message when you decide to go and stay straight. of course i'll need a HIV test result. i'll serve that big dick as often as you can make it to texas.....
I hereby volunteer my services. I'm a cock hungry slut that just loves sucking on and licking big dicks! I don't waste my time with anything less than twelve inches. You sound perfect for me. One problem: I need you to buy me a ticket to San Diego and to set me up with a place to stay!![]()
Since this one post caused me to be PM'ed by more people than had ever PM'ed me up until that point, I wish to state now, for the record, that I wasn't at all being serious when I posted it! It was just my little attempt at humor.:redface:
Nah, most just wanted the names and numbers of the guys with twelve-plus inchers that I'd sucked!:tongue:You know, I would have thought that you would have had LESS offers as you sound like a guy who is looking for a sugar daddy. I am not gonna pay people to come suck my dick.:tongue:
I still laughed realy hard when I read your comment.:biggrin1:
...What was the point of posting them to begin with?Dicktectives. Definition; Those who are adept at spotting fake dicks. You guys are too good for me. Ok.....you busted me! I only have a 6 inch dick.....all my photos are either stolen, or fakes. I am a mentally delusional moron.
AGNSLZ.....I am so hurt and disappointed.
Anyone remember the soup Nazi on Seinfeld?
Trevor
I hope you find what you're seeking. Reading the responses posted here, I'd say you're wasting your time. Those doubting your profile, those saying because you're bi you're more prone to being HIV, when studies prove more women are HIV than men either gay or bi. Then you have those wanting you to fly them to you.
The reality is, if I were closer, sure I'd meet you, but I'm not. I hope you have a wonderul 2007.
Hugs
Um I Think Thats The Biggist Dick In The World :biggrin1:
Will be heading that way the end of November and always up for a challenge. I love being dominated, no pain no gain. let me know
Yes Alex! He is lucky if he has 10 inches![]()