need some translation help from the Brits on here

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Ah brilliant! Been looking for your flat all day mate, thought I'd messed something up! I'm really tired, I could do with a drink & a sleep!

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Plus some guy stole my umbrella in the queue for the toilet back in the UK...

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I'm about to get really angry! Cheers mate, I'm pleased as well, wow, your friend is nice, any chance of a blow job?

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Translated to Jersey Shore:

Yo, I'm fuckin lookin for your fuckin place, all dayz long, I thought I fucked sumtin up. I wanna get fuckin wasted and pass out.

and some jerkoff in fuckin London stole my umbrella whilze I was waiting to take a fuckin piss.

I about to fuckin lose it, yo, I'm happy too, that chick is fuckin cool, you think she'd suck my dick?
 
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Damm of course it is! Thanks Drifter, I got confused with " Boat race".
Am I right in thinking "Apples & Pears" Stairs?


I've never heard a Cockney say "Apples & Pears" in earnest, though I have heard them say it as a joke. I think perhaps a long time ago people used that particular bit of slang, but it has become a bit ubiquitous and is now more a figment of popular cliché. :smile:
 

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I've never heard a Cockney say "Apples & Pears" in earnest, though I have heard them say it as a joke. I think perhaps a long time ago people used that particular bit of slang, but it has become a bit ubiquitous and is now more a figment of popular cliché. :smile:

Damm again!, I am gonna learn another language, I obviously have not mastered my own. :biggrin1:
 

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A lot of Cockney rhyming slang is used here in Portsmouth & weirdly the Portsmouth accent sounds very much like a Cockney accent too (unlike the rest of Hampshire which has more of a country bumpkin slant). Apparently it's thought that the reason is that years & years back many dockyard workers were brought down from the EastEnd to work down here & I guess all their families moved down too... Very strange!
 

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A lot of Cockney rhyming slang is used here in Portsmouth & weirdly the Portsmouth accent sounds very much like a Cockney accent too (unlike the rest of Hampshire which has more of a country bumpkin slant). Apparently it's thought that the reason is that years & years back many dockyard workers were brought down from the EastEnd to work down here & I guess all their families moved down too... Very strange!


Yeah a hell of a lot of Cockneys also moved out of London after the War. They'd lived in the parts of London worst hit by bombing, and lots had been working for the war effort outside of London during the war and grew to like it. Portsmouth's wartime Cockney Dockers are a good example of that.

All those towns and cities along the south and south east coast of England recieved a huge influx of Cockneys in the 50's, 60's and even into the 70's, in part because those were towns Cockneys had traditionally gone on their summer holidays to. Brighton is a really good example, partly because it's so close to London, its population exploded after the war with Cockneys escaping bombed out slums. The old Brighton accent basically disappeared, and was replaced by a kind of Cockney-esque London-ish accent.



Just FYI, and I know this will be controversial among people from the East End of London, but not all Eastenders are Cockneys, in fact the real heartland of the Cockneys is in Southwark (in the Borough, Bermondsey, Waterloo and London Bridge) south of the river (whereas the East End is generally thought of as north of the river) the area thought of today as Cockney in the East End is far larger than it was historically. Essentially the test of your Cockneyness is whether or not you or your family come from an area in which you can hear Bow Bells (the bells of the Church of St Mary-le-Bow). That includes parts of London south of the river, and excludes certain parts of the East End.
 
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A lot of Portsmouth locals were moved out of the city after the war due to bombing too, news estates were built out in the suburbs (including the Leigh Park estate, the biggest council estate in Europe!) Most of those stayed there after the city was rebuilt, so I guess a lot of new blood moved into the city itself after...

Another strange thing but do any other English guys get mistaken for being Australian by American's? It's happened to me EVERY time I have gone to the US & so many people ask... :biggrin1:
 

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Another strange thing but do any other English guys get mistaken for being Australian by American's? It's happened to me EVERY time I have gone to the US & so many people ask... :biggrin1:[/QUOTE]

Yes I get that, I also get Americans asking me to say certain words, they tend to really like the accent for some reason God only knows.
 

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Another strange thing but do any other English guys get mistaken for being Australian by American's? It's happened to me EVERY time I have gone to the US & so many people ask... :biggrin1:


Yeah very rarely that happens to me too. It's not a surprise though, I think it's thought that the Australian accent has in it elements of the London accent, since a large number of those (who weren't Irish) exported to Australia as convicts during the 18th century would have been poor Londoners.
 

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Another strange thing but do any other English guys get mistaken for being Australian by American's? It's happened to me EVERY time I have gone to the US & so many people ask... :biggrin1:

Yes I get that, I also get Americans asking me to say certain words, they tend to really like the accent for some reason God only knows.[/QUOTE]


We Americans are simply enchanted by British accents.
 

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Yes I get that, I also get Americans asking me to say certain words, they tend to really like the accent for some reason God only knows.

We Americans are simply enchanted by British accents.

My British accent can charm the birds from the trees! I have had Doves nesting in my hair before...haha.
 

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Yeah very rarely that happens to me too. It's not a surprise though, I think it's thought that the Australian accent has in it elements of the London accent, since a large number of those (who weren't Irish) exported to Australia as convicts during the 18th century would have been poor Londoners.

Coincidently those convict ships set sail from Portsmouth, heading to Botany Bay... Portsmouth is twinned with Sydney as a result :smile:
 

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Yes I get that, I also get Americans asking me to say certain words, they tend to really like the accent for some reason God only knows.

If we ask you to say "privacy" it's because it sounds funny when you say it. :biggrin1:
 

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'British' accent.What's one of those?!!

There are many different accents within Britain. Mine is a Colin Firth sort of English accent I suppose. There are countless accent variations from within Scotland, Wales, Ireland and England. So 'British' accent refers to all of these.