Haha, the whole dick in the toilet water thing is something I haven't had in a while since low-flow toilets
. But yeah that's the worst in the morning. Normal (and even regular Magnum) condoms were always a hassle (girthwise).
It would take me 20+ seconds or so to actually pull it over the head, and then it would pinch like a mofo on the way down the shaft, wrinkling the latex and leaving a painful ring indent at the base.
I would often lose my erection in that time. Because of that, flavored condoms, studded, ribbed, and other weird things have to wait until they at least make a regular magnum size for them.
Buying larger condoms is always very embarrassing because they make those boxes so damn conspicuous looking, and I get stares from everyone, including the cashier.
It's damn near impossible to hide a boner unless I stick it down my leg. I sit on my own balls pretty frequently, and it hurts.
You can't really go hogwild on a lot of girls without causing them pain.
As big as you are, you want to be bigger. As big as you think you are, there's always someone to dwarf you.