Neighbours Cock

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  1. iian1972

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    My neighbours COCK wakes me up every morning?

    Made me laugh, found in yahoo Q and I.

    The whole questions was.....

    My neighbours COCK wakes me up every morning? His rooster crows every morning...how can i put a stop to this?

    Best Answer in my opinion.....

    You have to grab it by its neck and choke it until it spits.

    Can you think of a better answer to help this poor chap?????.
     
    #1 iian1972, Aug 30, 2010
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    only thing better would be to get muffin to help me grab IT and make IT spit!
     
    #2 tgirlsrgreat, Aug 30, 2010
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    Ask him to spank his monkey instead...just a thought.
     
    #3 D_Roland_D_Hay, Aug 31, 2010
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