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We have a huge state house in our street
The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of dogs.
Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate.
The police do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments.
A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and girlfriend.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the army but are always seen in nightclubs with lovely women.
The family's odd antics are always in the newspapers.
Honestly
Who'd want to live near Windsor Castle?
The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of dogs.
Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate.
The police do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments.
A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and girlfriend.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the army but are always seen in nightclubs with lovely women.
The family's odd antics are always in the newspapers.
Honestly
Who'd want to live near Windsor Castle?
