Nerd Eroticisms

[Frnkd213]

"oh, honey let me reprogram your computer!"

 

[Frnkd213]

"according to the instructions in "Sex for Dummy's" check to see if the penis is aroused"

 

[ggsitc]

"If you have the software, I have the hardware"




(oldie but a goodie)

 

[Frnkd213]

"I can't read the instructions on the wrapper, where's my glasses"
"Where's the other half of the wrapper, all I got is after something... roll something ....and remove.

"What!!!"

 

[Frnkd213]

"I get the same feeling when I finally clean out my hard drives"

 

[MickeyLee]

Oeyä ikran slivu nga, tsakrr oeng 'awsiteng mivakto.

 

[Frnkd213]

Oeyä ikran slivu nga, tsakrr oeng 'awsiteng mivakto.

Man that was hot!

 

[B_Coconutz]

Man that was hot!

She just asked you if your breath smells worse than your asshole.:wink:

 

[hockeyguy741]

look at the size of that guys slide rule

 

[Frnkd213]

She just asked you if your breath smells worse than your asshole.:wink:

That's still hot!:biggrin1:

 

[D_Johnson Withernads]

Your chat room or mine?

 

[willow78]

"Ugh! I think I got a virus when you downloaded!"

 

[PornForPatric]

True conversation at my local coffee shop:
"Is your router unlocked?"
"It is open. Wide open and guaranteed fast and easy connection"

 

[willow78]

010 *Start*
020 "Enter"
030 "Shift" "Up"
040 "Shift" "Down"
050 "Shift" "Left"
060 "Shift" "Right"
070 *Download*
080 *End*
090
100 <Again?><Y/N>

 

[dude_007]

I bet you've never been fucked by a Klingon, eh Princess Leia?

 

[D_Johnson Withernads]

Should I wipe your floppy?

(Not sure that it would work anymore. That's if it even makes sense to anyone but me.)

 

[D_Johnson Withernads]

Go get changed into your erotic elfin costume while I get the sword of destiny ready...

 

[Frnkd213]

Go get changed into your erotic elfin costume while I get the sword of destiny ready...

rolling on this one. two thumbs :lmao:

 

[Frnkd213]

"I'm about to download"