Nerd Eroticisms

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Frnkd213, Oct 6, 2011.

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    "oh, honey let me reprogram your computer!":eek:
     
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    "according to the instructions in "Sex for Dummy's" check to see if the penis is aroused"
     
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    "If you have the software, I have the hardware"




    (oldie but a goodie)
     
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    "I can't read the instructions on the wrapper, where's my glasses"
    "Where's the other half of the wrapper, all I got is after something... roll something ....and remove.

    "What!!!"
     
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    "I get the same feeling when I finally clean out my hard drives"
     
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    OeyƤ ikran slivu nga, tsakrr oeng 'awsiteng mivakto.
     
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    Man that was hot!
     
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    She just asked you if your breath smells worse than your asshole.:wink:
     
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    look at the size of that guys slide rule
     
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    That's still hot!:biggrin1:
     
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    Your chat room or mine?
     
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    "Ugh! I think I got a virus when you downloaded!"
     
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    True conversation at my local coffee shop:
    "Is your router unlocked?"
    "It is open. Wide open and guaranteed fast and easy connection"
     
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    010 *Start*
    020 "Enter"
    030 "Shift" "Up"
    040 "Shift" "Down"
    050 "Shift" "Left"
    060 "Shift" "Right"
    070 *Download*
    080 *End*
    090
    100 <Again?><Y/N>
     
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    I bet you've never been fucked by a Klingon, eh Princess Leia?
     
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    Should I wipe your floppy?

    (Not sure that it would work anymore. That's if it even makes sense to anyone but me.)
     
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    Go get changed into your erotic elfin costume while I get the sword of destiny ready...
     
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    rolling on this one. two thumbs :lmao:
     
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    "I'm about to download"
     
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