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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Frnkd213, Oct 6, 2011.
"oh, honey let me reprogram your computer!"
"according to the instructions in "Sex for Dummy's" check to see if the penis is aroused"
"If you have the software, I have the hardware"
(oldie but a goodie)
"I can't read the instructions on the wrapper, where's my glasses"
"Where's the other half of the wrapper, all I got is after something... roll something ....and remove.
"I get the same feeling when I finally clean out my hard drives"
Oeyä ikran slivu nga, tsakrr oeng 'awsiteng mivakto.
Man that was hot!
She just asked you if your breath smells worse than your asshole.:wink:
look at the size of that guys slide rule
That's still hot!:biggrin1:
Your chat room or mine?
"Ugh! I think I got a virus when you downloaded!"
True conversation at my local coffee shop:
"Is your router unlocked?"
"It is open. Wide open and guaranteed fast and easy connection"
030 "Shift" "Up"
040 "Shift" "Down"
050 "Shift" "Left"
060 "Shift" "Right"
I bet you've never been fucked by a Klingon, eh Princess Leia?
Should I wipe your floppy?
(Not sure that it would work anymore. That's if it even makes sense to anyone but me.)
Go get changed into your erotic elfin costume while I get the sword of destiny ready...
rolling on this one. two thumbs :lmao:
"I'm about to download"