Nerd friend outmans jerk in front of couple

[Moose99]

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This is incredibly poorly written in terms of grammar and spelling and flow but represents a very crude tale and rushed story idea I typed up when I was out of it. The dialogue is definitely idealized. Let's just say a drug in the water supply has affected everyones mind. Among other things, it's made everyone speak with no filter what's on their mind a lot more with crude language.

Nd = Nerd
Jk = Jerk
gf = girlfriend
bf = boyfriend

etc

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A couple, GF and Boyfriend, are out with their nerdy skinny friend for drinks.

She doesn't see him sexually and thinks

GF: "Did he even hit puberty? What an awkward dweeby nerd he's so disgusting. Why's he so confident? He doesn't deserve to be that cocky looking like he does". But she keeps this to herself since her boyfriend and him are obviously good friends.

They take a table at a bar, and the boyfriend leaves to go to the urinal.

Jerk is in the bathroom taking a whiz and sees the boyfriend go nearby. He sees the boyfriends small penis come out to take a piss and waits to he's done and follows him back to the table with his GF sitting there.

jk:"Can i ask a question, how u deal with boyfriends tiny penis when you have real men like me *whips out dick starts stroking and flopping around on table whacking table*


nd: okay man fuck off


jk: what do bout it little pussy thin nerd


nd: silently moves over to side of bigger jock next to him. flops out huge dick on table. "yeah man?"


jk: jaw drops and stutters "uh-what the fuck man nerd get that thing away from me size doesn't matter anyway jesus was just joking" and tries to cover his dick and puts it away "let me buy you a drink man really sorry"


nd: "no" dick still on table one hand on it *twitches at superiority* "you're gonna buy both him and his gf a drink and apologise"


jk: does so comes back says "ok ok sorry i made fun of your dick man sorry girl i made fun of your bfs dick size I had no idea your friend was so... so big and yeah size doesn't matter girl I was just um joking/sorry man didnt realise your dick was so big man sorry to all of you my ex dumped me for a guy with a bigger dick and i was taking it out on you. she said he "stretched out her pussy so good and so much better and fucked her with a real mans cock" and it made me feel like shit like i wasn't a real man and couldn't get any hot girls and they'd leave me for huge fat cocks so i tried to take it out on you you're lucky your gf doesn't care about that you have a good friend. Really sorry.


nd: say it


jk: okay dick size doesn't matter. okay you have a bigger dick. im sorry toms dick.


nd: no get down on your knees in front of both of us and apologise


*slaps dick on table with loud bang security guard comes over to say but sees nerd huge dick and yells "FUCK leave this guy alone guys lets go back front i don't feel comfortable around his huge dick" and gay guy sees and freaks and says audibly to his BF "omggg he has such a huugee cockkk biggg daddyyy its sooo biggggg why isn't your dick like that your lucky im big but i seriously think my superior dick deserves to submit to his huger donkey dickk and worship himmm"

Nd to jk: Yes get on your knees and apologise to our crotches


jk: *shudders at the smack and puts hands up like dont hit me get on ground* looks at bf crotch "sorry i made fun of your dick its not that tiny im only slightly bigger okay sorry sorry sorry and kisses his crotch


bf: wtf


nd: hahaha told him to do it just then lol just kidding man. Check this out though. Ok now apologise to her


jk: im sorry i made fun of bf small dicks thankyou for giving us little dicks a chance ok i had no idea your friends dick was so huge he looked like a pin dick nerd but i realise now who is the real man and it's not me i'm sorry its him his huge dick is the real man.


nd: "no you idiot not about me, about her bf


jk: oh shit um i mean sorry you're the real man because even w/ small dick your still the man and you have a gf that loves u and doesn't care about sex and cumming on a big cock like my gf did I'm jealous you have ur gf"


Nd: to the BF "Now check this out dude" punches his arm in jokey way*. "Okay jerkdude, now me"


Jk: and sir *looking up at him and his eyes keep darting to cock still on table* i'm so sorry sir i'm really sorry your dick was so big i didn't know please don't steal my gf man oh i mean it wasn't you but maybe you can take her from him since ur dick is bigger ive seen his he's 7 inches you're fat cock is bigger please take my gf from him with your bigger superior dick i'll give you her number pls fuck her so he can't ever fuck her again and she worships your cock not his please thankyou sir and thankyou mr bighugecock im nothing im an ass please don't hit me with your huge floppy dick sir please reconsider.


nd: no *pulls dick off table which is now semi hard and 8 inches still floppy and whacks the bullys face with it" "*wack* THATS for My friend"


jk: cries out nearly in tears "ahh! sorrryyyyyyy mr bigcock pls stop I don't wanna be a cockslut pussy to your big cock ouch it stings a little"( IT HURRTTSSSS but not too much need to save for slapping gf who loves it heaps and whacks herself yelling "MR HUGECOCK MR BIGCOCK MR BIGHUGEMANMEAT MR REALMANSDICK so big so big so perfect so- fuckkk. spanks self with it on face thinking "it hurts but its his huge dick he deserves this its an honour i want his dick all on me i love submitting it hurts so good worship his dick "i love your huge meaty flopcock slapping me so heavy. So big and heavy so powerful you deserve a slut who submits. i was such a bitch to you you should have showed me mister shld pulled ur cock out and slapped me with it and beat me with your big dickk until i submit because your showing me the real man putting me in my place im just a woman. im a woman and women need to submit to real men with big cocks women honoured to be punished with big cock pls dickslap meeeeee "UHH UHH ERHHUUGH moans of pleasure with each strike with cock as if shes coming from the cockslaps) shows me how powerful your realmandonkeydick is.


Nd: *wack* thats for his gf


*Nerd stares at her smiling. Notices she is in shock mouth drawn and legs spread and leaning back and cheeks red and flushed and huge boobies huge tits bulging out and nipples hard she looks so turned on her hand is continually adjusting her panties he can see little ducky underwear so tight shes rubbing slowly but forcefully and grabbing tit with other and moaning along with the jock on floor as if she has mini orgasm with each slap. Her boyfriend is still standing up with hand on her leg not noticing but entranced by nerds cock*.


*nerds cock pulses larger as he sees the GF staring at his dick.


Gf whispering: "so big so big so big so big. such big. man dick. big real dick. real cock. so huge. Omg no" stops herself and disgusted looks at jock then at bf reminded and says "no stop" straightens self out and smooths out dress closes leg but one hand still remains. Turned on and flushed"



Nerds dick pulses with flow of blood, sensing the gfs lust staring at his meat. He puts it away and says to Jerk bully.


Nd: Now fuck off.


*Cut to 2 hours later when they get home*

 

[Moose99]

They are at home, all sitting on couches and the gf is feeling up her boyfriends crotch whilst laughing about the incident. How ridiculous it was. The girlfriend is drunk and babbling about how stupid she thought the whole thing was and how stupid it is to be so obssessed with penis size.


GF: "like what did that guy think cus he had a bigdick i would just waltz right over and bend over and present my big juicy ass to be fucked in tight pussy w/ bigdick and he'd stretch me out so much better and make me cum so many more times I'd leave my bf for him and scream ""YESSS FUCK ME WITH YOUR BULLY DICK YOU ASSHOLE FUCK ME SO MUCH BIGGER THAN BOYFRIEND SO MUCH BIGGER FATTER AND BETTER YOU FUCK MY PUSSY WAY I DESERVE TO BE FUCKED WITH MY SEXY FUCKING BODY MY SEXY HUGE FUCKING TITS BOUNCING HUGE TITS DESERVE BIG COCKKKK NOT SHRIVELLED TINY THIN PENCIL LIL'BOYDICK. FUCK ME YOU ASSHOLE SUCH AN ASSHOLE I HATE YOU BUT YOUR COCK IS TOO GOOD SO BIG YOU BIG DICKK BULLY MOTHERFUCKER. "


*Takes nerds cock out. she's been playing with her bfs dick while talking about incident because size doesn't matter to her. She takes out nerdfriends floppy big dick. She narrates, joking, roleplay what the bully thought would happen"


GF: " he thought just because i have huge perky amazing tits bigger my perfect tits deserve a big cock? He doesn't know who i am i could be a horrible person who doesn't deserve a big cock why he trying to reward me. Err not that it would be a reward don't worry honey big dicks are disgusting. i find all penises disgusting just because they're little and wimpy and wrinkly doesn't mean they are more gross but they are more pathetic- i mean its a different feeling b/w big and small dick . small dicks are like gross, cept urs honey, because they're like trying to be something they're not trying to be big dicks when they get hard but they can't no matter how hard guy tries because he's not a real man who can get a huge throbbing thick fat meat dick boner, cept you honey your dick is fine. But big dicks are just like so arrogant its stupid just because your bigger manmeat is so big you think you can be arrogant
*slaps nerds dick* HUH U THINK YOU CAN BE ARROGANT AND A BULLY TO MY BFS LITTLE DIC- UM HIS FINE DICK JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK BIGGER DICK MAKES YOU BETTER MAKE B/C FUCKS GIRLS SO MUCH BETTER AND STRETCHES OUT THEIR LITTLE PUSSIES THEIR LITTLE GIRL PUSSIES AND BIG PERFECT ROUND HUGE PERKY TITS DESERVE A BIG REAL MANS BIG HUGE COCK IN HER TIGHT SUBMISSIVE LITTLE PUSSY HUH? You think just because you could apparently fuck me better and make me cum with your big hard bigpenisbigdick donkey dong little pussy cum all on your huge donkey dong" MUCH better than my bf ever could b/c he's smaller that you DESERVE worship? you DESERVE to have your big cock praised?

*She slaps his semi hard nerd dick again tossing it to other side with heavy slap to which she gasps and little moans in an 'ironic' way in character. She takes other hand off bfs dick and puts at base of huge nerd dick holding floppy huge penis up to slap better whilst saying a "joke" to justify how stupid it is.*



GF: "You men are so silly and primal to think women work like that. That bully was an idiot anyway you hear his gf left him for a bigger dick thats pathetic... of her i mean love is what matters *she says while staring at big dick slowing waving it back and forth little thud reminds her of focus*. You men think life is dick measuring contest where biggest dick is the king the leader of men the real man. Well mr. bighugepenis or whatever your name is YOU *slap- AREN'T *slap- the *slp- real *slp- man *slaps big penis from side to side. STUPID FUCKING DICK MEASURE IDIOTS MEN BIG DICKS DESERVE TO GET PUNISHED IF ANYTHING FOR BEING SO DAMN DISTRACTING AND PINK AND BIG THE WAY THEY JUST FLOP AROUND I SHOULD JUST PUNISH ANY BIG DONKEY DICKS I SEE *gives lots of little gentle slaps about 20 LLRLLRRRLRLRL random sides whackwhackwhack says "you think you're the realman mr bighugedick? that im a dirty bigdick slut whore who drools at the site of big thick throbbing cocks big distracting heavy flopping penises WELL U HAVE ANOTHER THING COMNG"


Whilst slapping while boyfriend shrivels and feels butterflies. He's trying to act cool and non threatened by gf playing and talking to nerd best friends huge dick directly in a trance. He is NOT insecure he tells himself, but his dick shrivels smaller every time he looks at nerds giant cock. He can't compete he looks at Nerd who is leaning back trance as if its feeling good.

Nerd opens his eyes, flashes friend wide eyed "can you believe this? Your girlfriend is so drunk" look and a friendly smile to show its all okay

Nerd: "Bro your gf man she loves you she must really hates big dicks lol good for you" he whispers to him so she can't hear whilst shes distracted dirty talking his huge cock.

The nerd friend is totally oblivious and thinks this is all still a joke. The boyfriend is the only one reading into it.

Nerd says to friend "watch this" and flexes his cock dick twitches and grows as he looks back at her and says "ughhh" and GF yelps pulls both hands back like shes **been burned** "


GF: "AHHH! MR bigdick U trying to fight back!? TRYING TO ESCAPE!?"


GF: "Well a real man wouldn't try to escape a hot fucking sexy big tittied slut punishing him for having such a big humongous juicy floppy heavyflopcock you must NOT be a real man as you claim to be mr hugepenis!!" shes almost delirious speaking directly pointing at the big cock not heavily hanging to one side of his thin nerd body.

Nerd: "actually I never said that. the asshole did"


Bf: "yeah he never said that real men have big dicks bully did." *looks at nerd approval seeking despite being handsomer and fitter and bigger. Nerd smiles and nods in response, this gives BF confidence to say


BF: "But you're right baby real men don't have big cocks you're right. Even the bully admitted that at the end."


Nd: "Haha yeah bro" Nerd laughs.



GF*Looking up disgustingly at the Nerd, offended she broke up her meeting with his big dick.*


GF: "Shut the fuck up you stupid man he was talking about you. You don't deserve to speak with your big dick priviledge you always get to speak every day of your life because you think you deserve your confidence because of your huge dick priviledge well STOP. You're WRONG and i'm talking to mr bighugethickfatflopcock. YOU AREN'T THE REAL MAN YOU OR MR DONKEYCOCK MY BF IS"


Nerds penis twitches and her attention eyes go back to it and her face softens and loses the anger. ignored what bf said.



Bf: "Yeah! Exactly, you agree with what I said baby? You heard me didn't you my dick is the REAL mans dick by dick is cute you said that on our first date I remember because you're the first girl who didn't mind my penis and wasn't bothered by it you loved me for me and thats what makes me the real man. Cute cocks are the real men cocks! WOO WOO!" *His cock grows a lot almost to full hardness at injection of confidence*



*GF looks for first time in a while at bf as if broken out of trance from looking at hugecock and tries to shake her head and softly replies, with eye contact for microsec looking then squinting to avoiding looking at his penis and squinting at face *


GF: Ummmm.... Yeah whatever baby. What you said. *looks back at bigdick* YOU HEAR ME MR giant DICK MY BF IS THE REAL MAN I"LL SHOW U. *and points on word "U"



*after point GF grabs bfs dick while maintaining eye contact with bigdick. She aims too high at his bellybutton because thats where the big dick lays and realises shes to high so pokes around a lot lower*
GF: JUST LOOK AT THESE BIG BALLS MY BF HAS THATS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT CUS THEY MAKE BIG LOADS OF HOT REALMAN CUM. BIG BALLS LIKE MY BF ARE SEXIER THAN BIG DICKS I BET YOU DON'T HAVE BIG BALLS LIKE HIM YOU PROBABLY HAVE TINY BALLS AND ONLY CUM A TINY AMOUNT FOR ALL THAT BIG COCK"



bf: "OOOWWWW" *she poked his medium sized balls whichr' much bigger than dick proportionally. poked with sharp fingernail and bf grabs penis in protection and balls* "AHH FUCK YOU HIT MY BALLS "



GF: *broken outta trance again genuine shock and looks at bf clutching his dick hand over her mouth* OH SORRY BABY DID I HURT LILDICKY OMG I AM SO SORRY I WAS TRYING TO SHOW MR BIG HOW MUCH MORE OF A MAN YOU ARE IM SORRRYYY. ARE YOU OK?"


BF: rolls around in pain "ouch fuck that reallyy hurtt ahhh it hurts baby it hurts"


GF: *looks slightly annoyed like her dirty talking big cock obsessed sexual turn on sesh that was making her wet was interrupted. so she puts hand on hips and one hand out waves* "Oh come on baby don't be a pussy it doesnt hurt that bad im sure ur exaggerating its ok ur dick is fine baby bring it back"



BF: "fuck its really stinging I'm going to the bathroom for the first aid kit to try soothe it"
He looks at nerd who looks concerned and says "yeah go put something on that. GF u have to understand balls hurt a lot when they are hit.


*BF LEAVES ROOM leaving gf and huge semihard bigdong and nerd all together.

 

[Moose99]

Nerd: "Jeesus right in the balls that must have hurt a fuckload"



GF: "and how would you know? Your balls are probably way too small a target to have ever been hit. Not like my bfs real man balls big where it actually MATTERS... Yeah... I don't care what the other girls say or what the internet says or the bully says about size. My boyfriend has big balls and he's a real man. so i realise If i'm supposed to like "big things" then i just realised i love big balls and he's got them, doesn't need a huge cock. Only makes sense all the size went to your cock huh. Mr hugecock more like mr tiny balls huh. LETS SEE THESE TINY BALLS.


*she holds her breath and reaches for the rest of his zipper putting the huge floppy cock, she bites her lips as she grasps it w/ lust returning to her eyes with a strong purpose her pussy. She pulls his jeans down and puts the huge floppy dick back inside the boxers dick flap. She slowly pulls his boxers down now shaking with anticipation her mind going crazy with a sort of crazed roleplay lust fooling herself into justifying all this obsession with the bigcock. Slowly pulls them down and she gasps again at how fat and thick and long and giant his dick his as it drags on his boxers "yes okay its a humongous donkey dick so what".


Drags halfway BUT nerd STOPS AT HALFWAY grabs his boxers in a smartass teasing way, he knows whats gonna happen but is going with the flow, he plays with her craziness lust.


GF: WHAT THE FUCK STOP LET GO. She's on her knees and he's lying back on the couch. "YOU ASHAMED OF YOUR TINY BOYBALLS SMALLER THAN MY HUSbANDS? LET GO!" *nerd laughs and loosens grip and gf hornyangry pulls really hard forward with such momentum that she loses balance and pulls them all the way off jeans coming with them and falls backwards throwing them to her side as she braces herself on the carpet.



"GIMME!" gf had said as she pulled and that turned into "GIMMEEURAAGH"



nerd looks concerned and stands up to help her. Now basically naked his balls now free and dangling down low halfway down his massive hanging soft cock.


He pulls her back up asking "are you okay?" as he grabs her hands


gf: "of course I'm fine you were just being an idiot. You stupid dumb small balled mother-"



**he pulls her up but there was no room to move back so she is pulled face first into his package smushing into his huge dangling balls and hanging sweaty musky mansmelliing ballsack. Her talking is interrupted open mouth taking in one of the golf sized balls. Her tongue naturally in her lust state unconsciously twirls around the golfball sized testicle halfway in her mouth.

This tongue lick unexpected causes the giant cock to stir and a rush of blood causes it to pulse dramatically, almost as a reflex to the initial lick it doesn't giver GF stacy time to spit out the ball and her tongue continues to naturally take in as much manly ball sweat and dried cum and unwashed hugeballsack musk from this mammoth package. Her primal feminine submissive big cock unconscious continues to lather and attempt to pleasure it as she is distracted.

The pulse pulls his huge manmeat from the side of her face to directly on top of it and it radiates heat. Going over her face heavy on her nose and cheeks between her eyes, on her forehead.



GF: "Its so hot. Its so big. It's pulsing. submit. submit to big cock. submit to real man. submit to huge man cock. worship this flesh pillar" her unconscious screams.


Her eyes had followed the giant cocks journey to the top of her head and her proximity turns off many logic switches in her brain replacing them with feminine lust submission. She is cross eyed. Her concious kicks in and realises what has happened.


She Spits the huge testicle out ( the taste not kicking in yet) but doesnt move from the giantcockflesh beast resting on her face.


GF: "Wait... Huge balls? oh my god." her mind races. "His balls are huge. His ballsack is huge. His penis is huge. They're all so big. They're all so GIANT."


Nerd pulls her by the hair her face away, worried, and his heavy cock slides off her and she whimpers slight "noo" she whispers inaudibly.


nerd: "oh god, sorry Stace you landed right in my-"


GF: "your balls. your testicles. it was in my mouth. it's huge. they're huge. your balls are so big . theyre so much bigger . just like your cock.

GF: Your cock is so much bigger than my boyfriends in every way. Please. Please give it to me. I can't go back to my boyfriends little penis. You've shown me the real cock daddy. I need this cock. Please give me this big dick please daddy.



nerd: But Stacey what about your bf?


GF: "You showed me today what a real man is. You showed me the real man when your took your giant penis out. FUCK that little dicked pussy. your penis makes me feel safe. like I'm around a real man sir. Your big fucking fat hot penis looked so fucking hot when you pulled it out today. You showed me who the real man was. You showed my your giant penis makes you more of a man than anyone. When you slapped that bully with your dick I stuck my finger inside my pussy. I came so hard just from looking at your huge dick slap him and make him submit. You made me cum harder than my boyfriends has ever made me cum because you dominated him with your giant superior dick. I can't go back to little dick"



Nerd: Stacey you can't do this to him. It's cruel.



GF: please I can't help how I feel about your cock. its mean but its true I would do anything for you huge cock. I want to worship it everyday I don't care if you fuck other girls. I love smelling your dirty balls because I know thats the smell of a real man. I want to clean your dirty dick with my tongue and spit because such a big dick deserves to be cleaned. Your dick deserves to be worshipped and treated right. I need to make you feel good like your penis deserves

 

[Sarapis]

Nice! Reminds me of hottie_morgan's stories.

 

[Moose99]

Nice! Reminds me of hottie_morgan's stories.

Ooh more like these exist? Awesome! Link?

The more I read the hotter writing ideas I get.

 

[millionman]

Could this be the author? The story themes seem to match.

https://chyoa.com/user/hottie morgan

 

[Dykecocksucker]

This made me so wet... all I kept wanting was a
Cock to suck while I was reading. Great read