Netflix - My Husband Won't Fit

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I call BS on this show’s realism. He’s Asian...he should fit easily!
Right. All Asian guys have small cocks and are good at math; black guys have big cocks and are great at basketball; white guys have average dicks and eat Wonder Bread and Velveeta.

Either you’re a racist or your sense of humour sucks.
 

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I'm a tall sporty white guy, loved basketball as a kid, always found math easy and intuitive, and I don't eat bread... and in Europe we usually prefer to eat *real* food (and not food product) so I have no idea what Velveeta really is.

So I agree completely with @LaFemme, stereotypes are lame and unimaginative...
 

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Right. All Asian guys have small cocks and are good at math; black guys have big cocks and are great at basketball; white guys have average dicks and eat Wonder Bread and Velveeta.

Either you’re a racist or your sense of humour sucks.

White people are the top consumers of Wonder Bread and Velveeta.

That's a badass grilled cheese
 

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White people are the top consumers of Wonder Bread and Velveeta.

That's a badass grilled cheese
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Remember my Spam thread? I had never tasted Spam. And then I did. That was disappointing.

Well, as a non-white I was introduced to Velveeta at a young age. But we used it as an enhancer in cheese sauce, although a young Femmy would sneak a slice for a sandwich now and again.

Now I still buy it to add to cheese sauce or make queso. Breaking those stereotypes!
 
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I saw the trailer for the show. It’s actually less about a Large Penis Needing Support than it is about a couple navigating the difficult world of family relationships, IIRC. The premise could just have effectively been infertility, or impotency, or something like that. But it probably wouldn’t have sold as well without the prurient aspect of monster cock.
 

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I saw the trailer for the show. It’s actually less about a Large Penis Needing Support than it is about a couple navigating the difficult world of family relationships, IIRC. The premise could just have effectively been infertility, or impotency, or something like that. But it probably wouldn’t have sold as well without the prurient aspect of monster cock.
I did watch the first couple episodes. I agree. It’s all subtitled as well. It is a fascinating look at culture as well.
 
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White people are the top consumers of Wonder Bread and Velveeta.

That's a badass grilled cheese
:joy:

Remember my Spam thread? I had never tasted Spam. And then I did. That was disappointing.

Well, as a non-white I was introduced to Velveeta at a young age. But we used it as an enhancer in cheese sauce, although a young Femmy would sneak a slice for a sandwich now and again.

Now I still buy it to add to cheese sauce or make queso. Breaking those stereotypes!

Love me some Velveeta. Raised on it. As a kid, grilled Velveeta cheese sammy was always a staple when I was home sick. With a bowl of Campbells Tomato Soup. OMG.

About 3 years ago, I discovered a new cheese favorite: Velveeta Queso Blanco. OMG. Best grilled cheeses ever. And I thought the regular Velveeta was the bomb. Nope. Queso Blanco is my new cheesy favorite. We had them along with Chicken Noodle Soup a couple of nights ago for dinner. Always a winner with the family!

Spam, on the other hand, is NOT a favorite. Nope.
 
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:joy:

Remember my Spam thread? I had never tasted Spam. And then I did. That was disappointing.

Well, as a non-white I was introduced to Velveeta at a young age. But we used it as an enhancer in cheese sauce, although a young Femmy would sneak a slice for a sandwich now and again.

Now I still buy it to add to cheese sauce or make queso. Breaking those stereotypes!

You might like Spam if I made you kimchi/Spam fried rice. Maybe :)
 
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:joy:

Remember my Spam thread? I had never tasted Spam. And then I did. That was disappointing.

Well, as a non-white I was introduced to Velveeta at a young age. But we used it as an enhancer in cheese sauce, although a young Femmy would sneak a slice for a sandwich now and again.

Now I still buy it to add to cheese sauce or make queso. Breaking those stereotypes!

Velveeta doesn't exist in my country.
It sounds like a trip down heartburn Rd.

Spam is ok with a scorching hot English mustard and lots of shaved raw onion on a sandwich.

And wonder bread? Dunno what that is. Makes me wonder....*snortgiggles*

Racists suck.
 
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I saw the trailer for the show. It’s actually less about a Large Penis Needing Support than it is about a couple navigating the difficult world of family relationships, IIRC. The premise could just have effectively been infertility, or impotency, or something like that. But it probably wouldn’t have sold as well without the prurient aspect of monster cock.

Generally your summary is spot on, but it is based on a real syndrome. In the series we never see the cock in question only are told it doesn't fit - we're never sure exactly why, given that the lady is capable of sex with other men. It may be that he is really big - he says he found out he was by seeing other young men his age naked. I do not recall the prostitute he used commenting on his size - so the issue may be a psychological issue between the couple. I did find the show quite interesting.
 

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Love me some Velveeta. Raised on it. As a kid, grilled Velveeta cheese sammy was always a staple when I was home sick. With a bowl of Campbells Tomato Soup. OMG.

About 3 years ago, I discovered a new cheese favorite: Velveeta Queso Blanco. OMG. Best grilled cheeses ever. And I thought the regular Velveeta was the bomb. Nope. Queso Blanco is my new cheesy favorite. We had them along with Chicken Noodle Soup a couple of nights ago for dinner. Always a winner with the family!

Spam, on the other hand, is NOT a favorite. Nope.

I was always fascinated with SPAM, even as a kid, but I never enjoyed a bite of it - ever. Velveeta on the other hand was love at first bite.
 
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Right. All Asian guys have small cocks and are good at math; black guys have big cocks and are great at basketball; white guys have average dicks and eat Wonder Bread and Velveeta.

Either you’re a racist or your sense of humour sucks.

It’s called a JOKE! Relax...jeez!
 
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Fuck that shit. This world has become WAY too PC. I refuse to live in an Orwellian nightmare of a world.

Yes, how dare people, some of whom are people of color point out you said something racist about people of color... Just because you claim it's a joke doesn't make it not racist.