Never Argue With A Woman

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  1. Principessa

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    Never Argue With A Woman

    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies. (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

    Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "For reading a book?" she replies.

    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.

    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual Assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
     
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    Thats funny. LOL:tongue:
     
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    Priceless.
     
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    ROFL :biggrin1:
     
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    Love it!! :tongue:
     
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    Good for her, too funny...
     
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    A woman that can think? I don't think that's gonna happen in my lifetime! :eek:
     
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    Oh, I am going to share this with my friends! Thanks for posting this NJ.
     
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    lol I love that one. :)
     
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    Am I the only one who doesn't find this funny? A false accusation is an offence.


     
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    :spank::slap:


     
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    Memo: never argue with NJQT.....
     
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    Would it still be funny if the woman in your joke were harrassed by the warden? When is it appropriate to joke about sexual assault?

    :kabong:
     
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