Never had a massage

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    Hey everyone, yesterday i injured my self in a game of rugby so my coach suggested i get one of those chinese massages and so i did. I went to the place he recommended and only found a guy available so i went for it. He massaged my back first and then did my legs and climbed all the way to my asshole!!! He then flipped my over and started massaging my crotch!!! Is this standard procedure?!
     
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    By "Crotch" what do you mean?

    If you mean what I think you do, be sure to thank your coach!
     
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    What's that? Shiatsu i mean.
     
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    i dont like massages. everytime i get one my back goes out on me. im of the opinion now that the knots and stress are the only thing keeping me together.
     
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    This has been addressed in another thread. You have to remember, massage is therapeutic, NOT sexual. A good massage therapist doesn't have to be:

    A) The opposite sex then you.

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    B) Trying to get sexual stimulation out of you.


    I have had men and women work on me and yeah, I usually get a hard on no matter what. It's a relaxation thing.

    It sonds like you may have gone in thinking this was a more sexual thing than not. A lot of people here "Chinese massage" and start thinking brothel.

    Was this maybe what you thought?
     
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    Does it include grabbing the client's balls!
     
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    ive never had one. do u lay on ur stomach the whole time or do u flip over at somepoint. just curious if u can keep the hard on hid.
     
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    :eek: Ummm... Not my therapist. Holy crap who did you go to?
     
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    You do flip over and even with a towel to cover, you really can't hide it, but a good therapist doesn't draw attention to it and also doesn't make an issue of it really.

    Stiff Happens.
     
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    My therapist kept staring at my dick all through and he even walked on me changing and just stood there for a while!
     
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    Actually my balls still hurt from his massage. Am never going back there
     
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    You should report him
     
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    Imagine if he goes further with the next client.

    Or worse takes advantage of a younger Guy.

    that Masseuse is a bad goose.

    I would report him for sure.
     
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    Good call. If he is licensed, I'd consider seeing if he has had other complaints.
     
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    I'm not a masseuse; but that was not a therapeutic massage. Sounds more like he was trying to give you a 'happy ending.' :tongue: If you are still in need of a genuine therapeutic massage and not just a hj or bj from a stranger I suggest checking out The National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage & Bodywork.
     
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    At least it wasn't for coolmike... D'OH!:biggrin1:
     
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