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When I was in my teens and all the way through my twenties I had wet dreams fairly regularly, every 4 to 8 weeks, I’d estimate. Frequency tapered off with age, though, and since about 35 it’s only been an occasional experience.

The subjects were many and varied and in two of the best ones I was able to self-suck to orgasm. (And boy were the sheets ever wet afterwards!)

Accepted wisdom is that regular sex or masturbation will reduce the frequency of wet dreams. I distinctly remember one night, however - we must have been in our early 30s - when the wife and I had dynamite sex twice and I had two spectacular orgasms. The very same night I had an equally spectacular wet dream. Go figure!

Echoing Carter here: meritores, what was this about “the abstinence class that I teach my boys”? Can you explain?
 

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I belong to the "never had a wet dream" crowd too. Started masturbating about 3yrs before I could ejaculate anyway, but recently had no orgasms for exactly 5 weeks and still no wet dream...I guess I am immune to them :(
Occasionally I do have erotic dreams and when I'm about to have an orgasm in the dream I wake up just a little too soon. Usually I'll reach down to rub my erection and it doesn't take long for orgasm but I have to say it isn't that intense being in a half asleep state. I go back to sleep almost immediately.
 

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I've probably had 12 or 15 wet dreams. My first one was around age 15, about another boy in my high school (clue #62). The last one was two years ago when I was 38, about my ex (who wasn't my ex then). When I told my ex, he was astonished, and said his last one was around age 12 or 13. Any other guys had wet dreams as adults?
 

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I have had way too many to even estimate. Had them couple times a week as a teenager.... typically mine are erotic dreams which are vivid and terribly erotic and always end in my fucking someone anally or orally:smile: .... I always awaken and have a puddle in my shorts. The last time I had one was about 2 months ago...I was very surprised in that I had not had another one for several years.
 
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COLJohn said:
Always figured I must have beat off during the night.
That's why I only had a handful . . . of wet dreams, that is. I chose to take care of that elimination emission by myself on a very regular daily basis. I didn't want the mess.
 

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Stronzo,

It's good to hear that someone still has wet dreams besides me. I'm not kidding when I say this- I whacked off last night right before going to bed, woke up this morning and rolled over on a wet spot.
 

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I've only ever managed to have one wet dream in my life. I was about 15 years old, and I did in the spirit of curiosity. I was already masturbating regularly by the age of 5 or 6, and so I really had to work very, very hard to abstain for the few weeks that were necessary . . . and then it happened! I can still remember some images of the fabulous dream that accompanied it . . .
 

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I have never had one. Even when I have abstained for a long period of time, it does not happen.
 

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A long period of abstinence is not enough, Sabln7. You need to leave yourself alone for at least a week, and maybe even longer, as in my case!

By the way, I just read the first post again . . very strange . . . are you for real, Meritores? Abstinence classes? If that had been taught at my school, I'd have failed for sure - I would never have been able to manage the homework!
 

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Jeff Black right again...
only once while with Uncle Sam... sometimes difficult to let one fly with a barracks full of other men...
 

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Not surprised that I never had one. I had my first ejaculation when I was ten. The same year I had intercourse with a female. During this time I was still being sucked off by the guy who got my first load. AND not long after my initial "lay", I started fucking a neighbor girl and continued to do so until high school. Needless to say, I was also giving myself nightly (and sometimes daily) hand jobs. I frequently marvel that I was producing enough cum to accomplish all those "duties".

Gramps
 

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I've had only two or three as I, too, subscribe to the theory that an erection is a terrible thing to waste. God gave us two hands and one penis. And it only takes one to hold a sandwich or a magazine. Anyways, I digress.

My first was not until my sophmore year in college. I had hernia surgery and was out of commission for six weeks. After week three my erections returned, but the pain of manual manipulation was too much. I don't remember exactly what I was dreaming, but the wet dream was more intense than anything I could remember.

Of course, I had to change all my dressings not to mention bedsheets and pajamas. It was certainly worth the embarrassment.
 

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meritores said:
Today in the abstinence class that I teach my boys were talking about masturbation and wet dreams, and I was saying to my self i've never had a wet dream... And I was wondering if there is anyone else likem e

Abstinence class? Do you mean you're teaching people how not to have sex??