NEVER Take A Wizz on The Electric Fence!

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  1. BlackCock85

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    Check this out. It's kinda gross...

    this one is for the "medically curious" only!







    Okay, this is pretty bad.??If you're squeamish Don't go any
    further....

    An innocent Christmas celebration, a couple of beers led to an
    untimely end result when a Texas redneck tangled with a Texas lectric fence.
    Needless to say the fence won....read on for the rest of the story....?

    I am sure we have all heard the phrase, "Don't pee on an electric
    fence."? Well it just isn't a joke.? Here is what happened to someone
    that did just that on a 3 phase electric fence.? So what is 3 phase, you
    might ask?? Electricity is provided to each home as 2 of the 3 phases produced
    by the transformer on the pole.? Our lights and wall outlets are single
    phase at 110 volts and our stoves, Air Condition, and large appliances
    use
    2 phase which is two different 110 volt legs or normally 220 to 230
    volts.?



    The difference between phases is that they each alternate between
    plus 110 volts down to minus 110 volts thus the name Alternating Current
    or AC.? Your car uses a battery and that is DC or Direct Current.? Each
    phase alternates through their cycle 60 times a second however they each
    are timed to start through their cycles one third of the cycle behind
    the preceeding cycle so that none of the three are exactly at the same stage
    at the same time.?????


    The third leg, as it is known, is brought into industrial sites to
    power up large motors pulling heavy loads.?



    Can you say "ouch"??....? Notice the key phrase here is "...a
    three-phase electric fence."? Yep, it would burn it off!? Ever wonder
    what would happen if you peed on a 3-phase electric fence??? Take a look (not
    for timid, gentle souls).


     

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    REN AND STIMPY WERE RIGHT!

    x_x;
     
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    ooooh ew!
     
  4. DC_DEEP

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    So, is this how you got your member name? :biggrin1:

    I'm a little surprised, though, that an electric fence would carry that much power. They are supposed to keep livestock away from the fence, not to pre-cook the livestock. I've never peed on an electric fence, but I have touched more than one. It was unpleasant, but it didn't cause damage.
     
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    My brother and his friends pee'd on one, at the stable I rode at... but it was low voltage for the horses...
     
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    HAHAHAHA good one! Thank the lord I can say firmly NO!
     
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    And indeed they don't. Electric fences don't even have continuous power, but rather pulse, just enough to give a strong shock, and are not capable of burning flesh.

    The story above is pure BS, and will be found among the debunked "urban legends" cataloged on snopes.com:

    Urban Legends Reference Pages: Penile Burn from Electric Fence

    The photo is taken from a medical journal article by 5 Chinese doctors. The penile burn is in fact electrical, but resulted from misuse of a hospital diathermy machine, not an electric fence.

    The medical journal (Asian Journal of Andrology) gives the following account of how the penis became burnt:

    A 38-year-old man was admitted to this Hospital for severe penile burn caused by excessive short-wave diathermy. Five days ago, the patient visited a clinic for recurrent genital herpes simplex. Circumcision was performed and local short wave diathermy given immediately. The frequency of short wave source was 13.56 MHz with a penile exposing time of about 2.5 hours. Blisters and extravasation at the penile skin were seen 1 day and became black 3 days after short-wave diathermy. The patient could micturate [i.e., urinate] without hematuria [i.e., blood in the urine]. The whole penis was burned black and became indurated [i.e., hardened] with a clear margin with the normal skin at the base of the penis. He felt no pain in the penis even with needle puncture. Doppler sonography revealed no blood flow in the penis and severe burn and penile gangrene was diagnosed.
     
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    Thanks, ericbear, it just didn't seem right to me that an electric fence would be carrying something like 330 volts at something like 45 amps. Just a little excessive. I kinda suspect that even security fences running at higher power ratings than cattle fences, would not carry that kind of wattage.
     
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    Sorry guys for posting a dumb fake story.....found this story on another board and thought I'd share.....I'm so embarrassed, I'll go and sit in the corner now :redface:
     
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    I'd sooner pee on an electric fence (done that) than to pee on the spark plug of a running lawn mower (done that, too.)
     
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    Three phase wouldn't be any worse than single phase in any case, unless the guy could whiz on at least two phases at once. Even it Texas that would be unlikely.
     
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    No problem, BC. No one can be expert in all areas, and if you aren't familiar with electric fences, I can understand. I had access to several farms in my youth, so I had at least a basic understanding.
     
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    Heheh, Pecker, I never peed on the spark plug of a running lawn mower, but I was doing the start-of-season tune up on one, and my evil older brother gave the starter cord a good yank while I was re-connecting the spark plug. An electric fence has nothing compared to a lawn mower magneto.
     
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    Well all this electricity and pee talk has reminded me of when I was about 5 and I pissed in the power outlet.....and caused a blackout in the building and the outlet was sparking for a few hrs until my dad taped it up.
     
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    I made the mistake of doing that once when I was pheasant hunting. It didn't fry me or anything but it about knocked me on my ass.

    To add insult to injury, while I was zipping up I was fumbling with my 12guage and the barrel hit the fence...shockeing me once more.

    ...OB
     
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    Just you be careful the next time you and Dick Cheney go a'huntin'.
     
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    holy crap OOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    LOL No shit!:eek:

    I would have to turn that opportunity down if it came along. Not because I don't feel safe, but rather because I can't stand any neo-con.

    ...OB
     
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    Yes, the classic badly cooked BBQ sausage.
    Burnt on the outside and raw inside!:tongue:
     
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    Not only that, but if the fence was carrying 330 volts at 45 amps AC, that would have been more than enough amperage to kill a person! :eek: I have read that as little as 30 miliAmps can kill. It's the amperage that kills, not the voltage.
     
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