never tell a woman....

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  1. D_Barbi_Queue

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    ...that she can't grill:
     

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    Especially if her name is Lorena.
     
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    yes, ma'am.
     
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    never tell a woman she is fat
     
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    Yeah, and for that matter, don't ever tell her that while she's holding a sharp object and barbecue sauce!:eek: :scared:
     
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    ...she has more body hair than Michael Landon, Little House on the Prairie OR I Was a Teenage Werewolf
     
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    to borrow a phrase from "steel magnolias"...

    you are too twisted for color tv. haha.
     
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    you never cease to amaze me TAG.
     
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    DC - appropriately enough, I actually just bought that movie this week from BlockBuster. They were having a 2 for $15 sale and I couldn't resist. I LOVE that movie.

    Gone - thanks:tongue: I aim to amaze.
     
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    And never show a woman how to use a gun, knife or scissors and don't let her talk you into buying life insurance.
     
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    That picture reminded me of the time my ex-boyfriend's control-freak mother pressured me into eating a pig's tail. It was fatty, and it looked just llike a prick.
     
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    so many good lines from that movie.

    "you know i love ya more than my luggage"

    "i'm an old southern woman. we wear funny hats and pick vegetables. i didn't make the rules!"
     
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    "Nothin' like a good piece of ass." in reference to the piece of cake he was just handed.

    "Ouiser, you sound almost chipper what happened today you run over a small child or something?"

    "He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!"

    my all time fave: "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."
     
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    why have I never seen this film?!
     
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    My favorite quote from 'Steel Magnolias:'

    'Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket'

    Bryan :biggrin1:
     
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    definitely recommend it.
     
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    yes - rent it, yesterday! You won't regret it. And having Dylan McDermot in it certainly doesn't hurt.
     
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    this is such a lesbian pic.
     
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    lol, I loved that comment.:rolleyes:

    I also wouldn't tell a woman that her ass has gotten fat or that her dress makes her look like a giant bag of douche.:biggrin1:
     
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    because you're not a gay man?
     
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