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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Barbi_Queue, Jan 6, 2006.
...that she can't grill:
Especially if her name is Lorena.
never tell a woman she is fat
Yeah, and for that matter, don't ever tell her that while she's holding a sharp object and barbecue sauce! :scared:
...she has more body hair than Michael Landon, Little House on the Prairie OR I Was a Teenage Werewolf
to borrow a phrase from "steel magnolias"...
you are too twisted for color tv. haha.
you never cease to amaze me TAG.
DC - appropriately enough, I actually just bought that movie this week from BlockBuster. They were having a 2 for $15 sale and I couldn't resist. I LOVE that movie.
Gone - thanks:tongue: I aim to amaze.
And never show a woman how to use a gun, knife or scissors and don't let her talk you into buying life insurance.
That picture reminded me of the time my ex-boyfriend's control-freak mother pressured me into eating a pig's tail. It was fatty, and it looked just llike a prick.
so many good lines from that movie.
"you know i love ya more than my luggage"
"i'm an old southern woman. we wear funny hats and pick vegetables. i didn't make the rules!"
"Nothin' like a good piece of ass." in reference to the piece of cake he was just handed.
"Ouiser, you sound almost chipper what happened today you run over a small child or something?"
"He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!"
my all time fave: "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."
why have I never seen this film?!
My favorite quote from 'Steel Magnolias:'
'Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket'
definitely recommend it.
yes - rent it, yesterday! You won't regret it. And having Dylan McDermot in it certainly doesn't hurt.
this is such a lesbian pic.
lol, I loved that comment.
I also wouldn't tell a woman that her ass has gotten fat or that her dress makes her look like a giant bag of douche.:biggrin1:
because you're not a gay man?