never tell a woman....

[D_Barbi_Queue]

...that she can't grill:

 

[Pecker]

Especially if her name is Lorena.

 

[B_Hickboy]

...that she can't grill:

yes, ma'am.

 

[B_horribleperson]

never tell a woman she is fat

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

...that she can't grill:

Yeah, and for that matter, don't ever tell her that while she's holding a sharp object and barbecue sauce! :scared:

 

[fri2219]

...she has more body hair than Michael Landon, Little House on the Prairie OR I Was a Teenage Werewolf

 

[dcwrestlefan]

...that she can't grill:

to borrow a phrase from "steel magnolias"...

you are too twisted for color tv. haha.

 

[GoneA]

you never cease to amaze me TAG.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

DC - appropriately enough, I actually just bought that movie this week from BlockBuster. They were having a 2 for $15 sale and I couldn't resist. I LOVE that movie.

Gone - thanks:tongue: I aim to amaze.

 

[Love-it]

And never show a woman how to use a gun, knife or scissors and don't let her talk you into buying life insurance.

 

[AlteredEgo]

That picture reminded me of the time my ex-boyfriend's control-freak mother pressured me into eating a pig's tail. It was fatty, and it looked just llike a prick.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

DC - appropriately enough, I actually just bought that movie this week from BlockBuster. They were having a 2 for $15 sale and I couldn't resist. I LOVE that movie.

Gone - thanks:tongue: I aim to amaze.

so many good lines from that movie.

"you know i love ya more than my luggage"

"i'm an old southern woman. we wear funny hats and pick vegetables. i didn't make the rules!"

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

"Nothin' like a good piece of ass." in reference to the piece of cake he was just handed.

"Ouiser, you sound almost chipper what happened today you run over a small child or something?"

"He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!"

my all time fave: "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."

 

[B_GorgeousJane]

why have I never seen this film?!

 

[TheaterJunkie]

My favorite quote from 'Steel Magnolias:'

'Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket'

Bryan :biggrin1:

 

[dcwrestlefan]

why have I never seen this film?!

definitely recommend it.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

yes - rent it, yesterday! You won't regret it. And having Dylan McDermot in it certainly doesn't hurt.

 

[ledroit]

...that she can't grill:

this is such a lesbian pic.

 

[jeff black]

this is such a lesbian pic.

lol, I loved that comment.

I also wouldn't tell a woman that her ass has gotten fat or that her dress makes her look like a giant bag of douche.:biggrin1:

 

[tallguypns]

why have I never seen this film?!

because you're not a gay man?