Never thought a cumshot would be this funny...

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  1. Hotrocker

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    Haha one of those cumming dildos. I want one for anal fun. :x
     
  3. Hotrocker

    Hotrocker Well-Known Member

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    ummm...

    are you completely sure thats a dildo....? :confused: hahaha, because Im not.
     
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    Yep! :) There's no skin movement at all. Even cut guys have skin movement. ;)
     
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    That is just funny. I wonder what fluid you use to make the cum look so realistic...
     
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    That was great and hot and hilarious. I thought the cum looked good but in many of the cases it was a little runnier than it should've been. There were a couple scenes (like the one halfway through especially) where it was a good thick consistency...wonder how they made that, and if there's a way to get it to glob up here and there or make those cumstrings that look so yummy bridging from head to lip, or put some chunks in it.
     
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    Thsoe freaks of cock videos do absolutely nothing for me. When you over-exagerate something to the point of unbelievability, it no longer teases. Those cocks are so fake looking and the cumshot doesn't even close to looking real...shame too because I love doing and seeing a big cumshot, but those just don't turn me on at all.
     
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    Aw, c'mon, you really don't need to be told that's a phony phallus site now, do you?
     
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    I just can't watch those videos or take them seriously.
     
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    That was too Muckin' Fuch!!
     
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    so seriously, I want an ejaculating dildo. Anyone know where to find one?
     
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    Why don't they just spraypaint a firehose black, and then attach it to a hydrant that is pumping elmers glue...I mean it looks like that is what they are going for anyways.
     
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    I wish I was one of the victims, I'm game for a gusher!
     
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