Never thought a cumshot would be this funny...

Haha one of those cumming dildos. I want one for anal fun. :x

 

Yep! There's no skin movement at all. Even cut guys have skin movement.

 

That is just funny. I wonder what fluid you use to make the cum look so realistic...

 

That was great and hot and hilarious. I thought the cum looked good but in many of the cases it was a little runnier than it should've been. There were a couple scenes (like the one halfway through especially) where it was a good thick consistency...wonder how they made that, and if there's a way to get it to glob up here and there or make those cumstrings that look so yummy bridging from head to lip, or put some chunks in it.

 

Thsoe freaks of cock videos do absolutely nothing for me. When you over-exagerate something to the point of unbelievability, it no longer teases. Those cocks are so fake looking and the cumshot doesn't even close to looking real...shame too because I love doing and seeing a big cumshot, but those just don't turn me on at all.

 

Aw, c'mon, you really don't need to be told that's a phony phallus site now, do you?

 

I just can't watch those videos or take them seriously.

 

That was too Muckin' Fuch!!

 

so seriously, I want an ejaculating dildo. Anyone know where to find one?

 

Why don't they just spraypaint a firehose black, and then attach it to a hydrant that is pumping elmers glue...I mean it looks like that is what they are going for anyways.

 

I wish I was one of the victims, I'm game for a gusher!