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[well_endowed]

What do you want me to say? Really? I can't prove it...you want her number or something?

Of course you can't prove it! You invented her!

How exactly can you sleep with someone and then argue that stolen photos are her! And what a coincidence that "she" just happens to have been praising your mighty cock! I'm sure you got a fair few wanks out of that fantasy...Batman

Case closed, bye bye liar!

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

Of course you can't prove it! You invented her!

How exactly can you sleep with someone and then argue that stolen photos are her! And what a coincidence that "she" just happens to have been praising your mighty cock! I'm sure you got a fair few wanks out of that fantasy...Batman

Bollocks mate! At least the other wind up merchants here have the bottle to argue under their own name! If it bothers you that much, as it seems it does, I'll ask her if you can have her number ... oh, no wait, of course I'll have to pay someone to pretend to be her ... oh, no wait, could it be that I actually know some women in the real world?! One's that aren't Lara Croft or some Star Trak thing?! Go back to Sea World you fucking tourist!


Grrr...I can't believe I'm almost, just almost, getting worked up on a computer forum! ....And relaaaxxx....!

 

[well_endowed]

Bollocks mate! At least the other wind up merchants here have the bottle to argue under their own name! If it bothers you that much, as it seems it does, I'll ask her if you can have her number ... oh, no wait, of course I'll have to pay someone to pretend to be her ... oh, no wait, could it be that I actually know some women in the real world?! One's that aren't Lara Croft or some Star Trak thing?! Go back to Sea World you fucking tourist!


Grrr...I can't believe I'm almost, just almost, getting worked up on a computer forum! ....And relaaaxxx....!

Oh dear oh dear....

Own name?! You were Christened "HappyHammer1977"? How very odd!

Still, well done for not falling apart and making a clumsy, swear-filled idiotic rant....

oh wait, too late.

If you don't want to get so worked up, try one of the following:

1) Not lying
2) Not getting caught lying

(PS: But really, you're a liar)

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

Oh dear oh dear....

Own name?! You were Christened "HappyHammer1977"? How very odd!

Still, well done for not falling apart and making a clumsy, swear-filled idiotic rant....

oh wait, too late.

If you don't want to get so worked up, try one of the following:

1) Not lying
2) Not getting caught lying

(PS: But really, you're a liar)[/quote


Fuck it, I'm taking the bait!

Because your real name's 'Well endowed'? Man, growing up must have been a bitch! Your parents must have hated you! Clumsy, swear filled? Ooh! Getting me right where it hurts; my grammatic skills. Didn't know this was the forum for pedantic prats with no other better things to do than start arguments. Nothing better to do...yes, that's me! I've said it before and I'll say it again...I really don't have anything else better to do! I'm sitting at my desk at work where I've got all my work done this morning and now I'm just faffing around on the computer, sending emails to my mates! Yes, mates. Friends. That's what you have away from computers and the internet. When I finish my day, I'll go home, have a nice meal, go and see my friends and maybe my family. I'll have a few beers maybe. Nice. Where will you be? Sitting in your little room with your cock out! Sorry...I'm not normally nasty. But in my psychology classes I learned one simple lesson that everyone should know...'behavior breeds behavior'. I haven't said one bad thing about anyone on here. On the whole everyone has been nice. And even when they have been confrontational, it's been in a civilized debate. Not casting acusations around! What? Me? Sarcastic? What pot? What kettle? I'm too idiotic!

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

Where's he gone?

Oh, must be posting under one of his other names!


*waits for sarcy responce...!*

 

[well_endowed]

Where's he gone?

Oh, must be posting under one of his other names!


*waits for sarcy responce...!*

Was I really meant to reply to your last diatribe?

Really, if you want to write a lengthy post, why not make it start with the line "I lied and made up a female persona because..."

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

Was I really meant to reply to your last diatribe?

Really, if you want to write a lengthy post, why not make it start with the line "I lied and made up a female persona because..."

Aren't you bored yet?

What exactly are you getting out of this?!

Does arguing about nothing get you off or something?!

Personally I couldn't care less what you think about me. I'll happilly chat away with the real people.

 

[well_endowed]

Fuck it, I'm taking the bait!

Because your real name's 'Well endowed'? Man, growing up must have been a bitch! Your parents must have hated you! Clumsy, swear filled? Ooh! Getting me right where it hurts; my grammatic skills. Didn't know this was the forum for pedantic prats with no other better things to do than start arguments. Nothing better to do...yes, that's me! I've said it before and I'll say it again...I really don't have anything else better to do! I'm sitting at my desk at work where I've got all my work done this morning and now I'm just faffing around on the computer, sending emails to my mates! Yes, mates. Friends. That's what you have away from computers and the internet. When I finish my day, I'll go home, have a nice meal, go and see my friends and maybe my family. I'll have a few beers maybe. Nice. Where will you be? Sitting in your little room with your cock out! Sorry...I'm not normally nasty. But in my psychology classes I learned one simple lesson that everyone should know...'behavior breeds behavior'. I haven't said one bad thing about anyone on here. On the whole everyone has been nice. And even when they have been confrontational, it's been in a civilized debate. Not casting acusations around! What? Me? Sarcastic? What pot? What kettle? I'm too idiotic!

Just for fun, let's play internet cliché bingo!

Tick 'em off as we go

1) Weak pseudo intellectual analysis of childhood...check!
2) Accusations of having not friends! ...check!
3) Masturbation accusations...check!
4) Claims of educational superiority leading to learned opinion.....check!
5) Comparison of real life vs internet life! check!
6) Hyperbole! Check check check check a million times check!
7) Idiocy writ large! check!

 

[Alley Blue]

Having said that, I think that we should leave the guy alone. He's going to regret having made that mistake for the rest of his LPSG life, and there's no point rubbing it in. So, well_endowed, I think you proved your point, but now it's time to move on to something else.

I really have to agree. The people here at LPSG aren’t stupid AND we don't forget those who deceive us. Well_endowed "called out" the deception; we're ALL aware of it ( and probably can't forget it); its time to move on.

 

[well_endowed]

Aren't you bored yet?

What exactly are you getting out of this?!

Does arguing about nothing get you off or something?!

Personally I couldn't care less what you think about me. I'll happilly chat away with the real people.

"real people"...hehehe...."real people taken from porn websites who I had sex with, honest guvnor"

I love how you now try to divert attention away from how you were eyesterday!

Remember the numerous private messages you sent? Remember me deleting them unread? Oh but wait, that means you don't care! Gotcha!

 

[well_endowed]

I really have to agree. The people here at LPSG aren’t stupid AND we don't forget those who deceive us. Well_endowed "called out" the deception; we're ALL aware of it ( and probably can't forget it); its time to move on.

I did indeed "callout" the deception but this thread was made by him/her as a reply. Therefore the conversation int his thread is based around the lie. Indeed, I had already let the matter drop until Mr Hammer decided to bombard me with private messages. (He can use the word "cunt" you know, most impressive)

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

I lied and made up a felmale persona because I thought I could entice 'well endowed' into bed...but he won't answer my calls...

 

[well_endowed]

I lied and made up a felmale persona because I thought I could entice 'well endowed' into bed...but he won't answer my calls...

You missed a wacky end like "Batman". If you'd put that it would have been hilarious.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

I can't be the only one that thinks that "HappyHammer1977" and "well_endowed" are the same person.

 

[well_endowed]

I can't be the only one that thinks that "HappyHammer1977" and "well_endowed" are the same person.

No, if we were the same person, my posts would be nothing but comments regarding how big and mighty his enormous penis is.

 

[Alley Blue]

I did indeed "callout" the deception but this thread was made by him/her as a reply. Therefore the conversation int his thread is based around the lie.

I think we all know this already.

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

Anyone noticed how whatever I say he's got a response. I'm responding because I've got nothing else to do!

1) Bored
2) Finding this funny
3) Couldn't really care less what your opinion is
4) umm...go on then, call me out on lack of intellegence!


...Catwoman!

 

[well_endowed]

Anyone noticed how whatever I say he's got a response. I'm responding because I've got nothing else to do!

1) Bored
2) Finding this funny
3) Couldn't really care less what your opinion is
4) umm...go on then, call me out on lack of intellegence!


...Catwoman!

Yes, it's called a conversation - much like you tried to initiate yesterday in private...come on keep up!

Now can we get back to the topic at hand

This "girl"....if you slept with her, why did you think those stolen photos were actually her?

 

[Alley Blue]

I can't be the only one that thinks that "HappyHammer1977" and "well_endowed" are the same person.

I'm starting to wonder........

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

I can't be the only one that thinks that "HappyHammer1977" and "well_endowed" are the same person.

Bugger! Thats it! You've caught me out! It's a fair cop guv!