New Bathroom Problem/'bottoming Out"

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Just had a new bathroom fitted. The toilet pan is a great piece of design.
The one thing that is a problem with a flaccid big cock in my opinion is always hitting the porcelain with end of my dick when sat on the pan seat.
Pity you can't sit on a toilet pan in a showroom with my pants down to check it's depth, then I could pick the one with the best clearance dimensionally!!.

I would call this problem 'bottoming out" but as a 100% straight guy it doesn't sound right!!, LOL.

Anybody else had/have this problem.
 

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Just had a new bathroom fitted. The toilet pan is a great piece of design.
The one thing that is a problem with a flaccid big cock in my opinion is always hitting the porcelain with end of my dick when sat on the pan seat.
Pity you can't sit on a toilet pan in a showroom with my pants down to check it's depth, then I could pick the one with the best clearance dimensionally!!.

I would call this problem 'bottoming out" but as a 100% straight guy it doesn't sound right!!, LOL.

Anybody else had/have this problem.
I would love to be the salesperson in that showroom @Booble
 
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Yes! I have that problem in public toilets. It’s disgusting to have your cock dipping in that water. At home, not so bad, but I understand why it would bother you.

Guess you should be happy to have a dick that hits the water!

It's not so much of 'your cock dipping in that water', it's the touching the cold porcelain that I hate.
In public loo's, I always line the seat with bog paper & then lye 4-5 sheets down into the offending area.
 

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When I had this problem, I bought a few of the toilets that set higher ( often used in handicap stalls) for a few of the bathrooms I might use in my house. I left two of the baths without modifications.

Yes, I looked @ the higher type of pan but my other half is only 5'2" so she would not sanction it-she said it would be reminiscent of sitting on the bog as a 5 year old, LOL.
 
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Shake it out, some stretches, lay it over thigh. Learned long ago.

One, my dick ain't going to touch a public toilet or the fluids in it.

Two, little exercises---and kegels and pumping circulation with pelvic muscles-- is thru out the day are just part of cock maintenance n penis health
 

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I have gone for a swim a few times, my jewelry makes a very distinct sound of steel on porcelain underwater. It results in a urinary tract infection about half the time.
A nearby hospital where my mother receives cancer treatment it turns out it is not uncommon for big dudes to go for a swim. I asked a nurse for alcohol preps to clean myself, she asked exactly why so I told her. She told me “You big guys have problems up here. Let me get you something to clean yourself.” She came back with a large cup with surgical scrub in the bottom. I was told to get hot water, fill half way and swim again.
 

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Among the fraudulent patent investments peddled by World Patent Marketing (which had former acting US Attorney General Matthew Whitaker on its board), was the "Masculine Toilet."

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Inventvillage.com announces the marketing launch of the MASCULINE TOILET

I point out that this company also claimed to have positive proof that Bigfoot exists.

While a 12 inch drop may be more than necessary for those of us with mere size 15 feet, I do have to agree that I not only sometimes find the depth to the water inadequate, but also noticed that there is a tendency to shape the front of the bowl such that there is no allowance for any serious dangly bits.

Are Toilet Bowls Truly Too Short for Some Men’s Junk?

Strange, we can make an internet-connected toilet, but can't seem to face the fact that some men have more than others.
 

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I use to work with this guy who would lay his on the rim of the commode. It was a running joke among the men there, who saw it. One guy saw it and told me that he had and I quote "A pussy buster" LOL
 

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I always go for a tuck and curl hang when I’m on an unfamiliar commode. Pull my cock out, give it a ccw (looking down) twist so it curls to my left side crotch. Pulls it up and outta the way, so to speak...

ain’t nothin nastier than havin my thang dangle and touch unknown surfaces...