new, better poll -- which would u chose?

your resolution?

  • 2 inches to your cock (length or width)

    Votes: 70 47.3%
  • 30 IQ points

    Votes: 23 15.5%
  • $30,000

    Votes: 55 37.2%

  • Total voters
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TDurden1979

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Me choosed da eyequ pointz becuzz me stoopid...

Seriously though I did take the 30 points on my intelligence quotient. Reason behind it? I'm happy with my size and being a fair bit smarter could help me earn the additional $30K with ease. It's along the lines of the give a man a fish/teach a man to fish lesson.
 

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I'll take the money - a higher IQ or a bigger dick won't pay my bills.

I've just noticed this thread was started in 2006! Someone's been bumping the oldies.....





(hee hee, bumping the oldies :biggrin1: God bless my filthy little mind! :tongue:)
Is that an offer? I accept.
 

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If you asked me this question 40 years ago I would have taken the 2", but now.....$30,000 looks to be the most useful choice because after all, I'd be the one impressed if I had 2" more because its used mostly for "wanking" and I don't need to impress "ME" at this stage of my life and my IQ is just fine for the same reason. Looks like age has a lot to do with the answer, at least in my case.
 

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I love some of the responses .. very funny!:tongue:

I voted for the $30K.

If I added 2 inches (or any amount) to my girth, I would get any head! :frown1:

If I added 2 inches to my length, I would probably have to worry about how deep or how hard I fuck ... no thanks.

I might be able to use the 30 IQ points, but $30 would be really nice to have and spend!
 

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if this were 6 years ago when i was in medical school i would have taken the iq points......then i would have gotten better grades and been able to get into a specialty i would have wanted....easier life and alot more money....derm or ent

but i ended up in family practice......about 140k....good but not great.....i live real cheap, bought a abandoned house from city for a dollar and refurbished it for 12,000......rent free, i hunt most of my meat, and have solar hot water heater and built windmill for power..........so almost no bills

drive a motorcycle most of the time and have a cheap small jeep.....


so 30 grand would do little for me...just not that into material things........


so at this point i would take the two inches........im already 8 so if i really could i would ask for maybe 2 inches taller ...im only 5 10
 

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Animaniacs might be the greatest contributor to the fields of art, philosophy and anthropomorphic humor the world has seen in the last 1000 years.

the full extent of this program's brilliance/influence won't be fully realized until the human race evolves to a higher plain of consciousness.

MoT - you simply have to stop being so awesome.
ya making the rest of the guys feel bad about themselves :tongue:

narf!!

:redface: Your extreme awesomeness makes me blush! Thank you but I really don't deserve it. :smile: I agree! In time, it will move up the scale of excellence and sit alongside the likes of 'Tom and Jerry'. In a few hundred years, all these fantastic cartoons will be viewed in general as beautiful, creative brilliance - artworks which demonstrate and depict the greatest of human endeavour and acheivement. Scholars of the future will watch 'Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers' in awe. They will see the complexity of the characters and their relationship. They will remark on and take note of the love/hate relationship between the main characters and their potential love-interest Gadget. They will view Monterey Jack as a father figure and protector, albeit a flawed one - his love of cheese weakens his resolve considerably. Most importantly though, they will see the benefits of teamwork and how you can make a complicated flying-machine out of little more than a plastic bottle, some string and an old balloon. Leonardo Da Vinci would be proud! Plus, its theme rocks! :tongue: YouTube - Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers intro, good quality
 

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Well... I chose +2 cock.

I'm 7.3x5.8 and I'd love to be 8.5x6.6.

I don't need the +30 IQ (that's a lot btw) because I'm ~160.

And I don't need the $30,000 because that's easy enough to make. Maybe if it had been 30 mill.
 

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Reason why I didn't choose "2 extra inches": I'm already big, that's why I'm here.

Reason why I did choose "30 more IQ points": It would save me a lot of money, if I could sort out my finances all by myself.

Reason why I didn't choose "$30,000": I don't need the money.