New Bloke

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Packin, Aug 20, 2006.

  1. Packin

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    G'day.

    New member. Jason from Tasmania. Gotta say, it's pretty cool to find so many different blokes talkin about some of the exact things I've been through all my life. 5'10" and slim but sportin X-large equipment in my pants since I was thirteen. Seen and heard it ALL mates. Nicknames in school, embarrassing revelations like shorts and underwear fallouts... and yeah, quite a few fantastic advantages ... all because I happen to be packin huge tackle. I was nicknamed ET in school (Elephant Trunk. Sweet, huh?). Had to wear a special thong... under a swimmer's jock under my speedo in water polo. Regularly had my gym kit and undergear yanked down by the same two (probably curious) jerk-offs at school, and ... been groped so many times by strangers on crouded trains, it's a miracle I'm not a mental case.
    I can't count how many photos of myself I've torn up because I'd look at them only to discover my big soft shaft completely revealed through my jeans, or the pouch of the underpants I'm wearing fully showing because my buldge is hanging out of the leg of my shorts without my realizing it.
    I've had many an unexpected invite, from both sexes, just from my big softie showing in my pants, or from the occasional sighting under my kilt... even while wearing a supporter underneath. (I don't always wear panties under my kilts, by the way... I once made a woman scream when my kilt blew up as I was getting off of a bus in Melbourne, but that's another story).
    I hang just about 8" x 5" when I'm soft, (big, low-hangers as well), and it's been known to reach the 11" mark when I'm really having fun, but usually 10.75" The point is no matter what I pack it into under my clothes, it just shows and there's no getting around it.
    A lot of blokes say I'm blessed but I haven't always felt that way. I'm Glad I stumbled onto this site because actually, it's only been recently that I don't feel like a bit of a freak for having this big ol' piece of meat hangin between my legs.

    So there ... for what it's worth.
    Cheers
     
  2. jeff black

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    Well, Jason. Welcome to the group. Alot of people are gonna say they want to see this dick of yours, but I am sure you will fit right in.:biggrin1:
     
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    G'Day Mate and welcome to the board. You'll find pleny of other Aussie's hanging around here somewhere.

    Yonkers.
     
  4. agnslz

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    Welcome, you Tasmanian Devil, you!:smile::tongue:

    I'm glad YOU'RE glad you're here!:biggrin1: Finally someone who doesn't piss and moan about LPSG when they introduce themselves!:biggrin1::wink: I think you'll find a lot of "support" and admiration from all of us here!:smile: BTW, DO NOT tear up another picture with 'you' showing!! Send 'em to me!:biggrin1: I'll find something to do with them!:wink:

    Mmm, Australians!:smile: Mmm, HUNG Australians!!:biggrin1::wink:


    Welcome again, Jason!:smile:
     
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    Hi there Jason, welcome to the site!

    What is it in the water down under - there's loads of you hung Aussies on the board!

    Hope you enjoy your time here.
     
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    Welcome, Jason. Don't be so reticent. Tell us something about yourself.
     
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    Great introductory post. Welcome.
     
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    G'day and welcome, Jason! Great intro! - And you gave me a good laugh with the kilt blowing up lil' story. :biggrin1: You've definitely found the right site, and you'll fit in just perfectly :wink: - it's also a real friendly place to be. I'm sure you're gonna have a great time here!
     
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    Are you "THE" kilted Jason? If so... It's been a while. Hope you're doing well. :wink:
     

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    Ah, Jason and the Golden Peece.
    Your problems sound wonderful.
    Welcome ... and get that gallery up.
    Lots of fun to have here, Jason.
     
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    Welcome man
     
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    Welcome from another newbie, I understand your "problem", but at least sometimes Im sure it&#180;l turn out to be a blessing!
     
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    Welcome mate,
    Sounds like you have enough support from that special water polo thong, but there are plenty of members here that would love to give you a helping hand, if you need more support!:tongue:
     
  14. Packin

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    Thanks lads. I will get a gallery... up.
    Don't know how many kilted Jasons there are floatin around out there Novice, but I'm definitely one of em mate and yeah, that is a pic of my soft pecker you attached. I'd recognize the python anywhere... I hope. I think that was at a party when I was in the States a few years back. There are a few from that night. I'll try and scrounge em up, shall I?

    JC
     
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    HI JASON AND WELCOME TO THE LPSG GROUP ENJOY YOUR STAY
    I`M ALSO FROM TASMANIA fjh online Fredrick
     
  16. novice_btm

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    I've seen a few pix of you, but would never turn down seeing more. :wink:
     
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    Welcome Jason!
     
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