New boyfriend unaware of large testicle size

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Hi,

I'm a Moldavan lady in my late 30's living in the UK and a few weeeks ago started dating a man of 52 who I met through a gay work collegue.
I have a particular liking for big balled men and as long as their penis is of a reasonable size I'm a happy bunny.
My gay friend knowing of my predilictions said he would be a perfect match for me as he'd got to know this guy over the past few months through going a local health club and had checked out his equipment in the changing rooms.
He also said Eddie had lost his wife two years previous and apparently had hardly any sexual partners before or since.
Call me shallow, on our first date I wasn't impressed with this small skinny plain looking man who was 2 inches shorter than my slim 5' 9 frame.
However bearing in mind my friend's observations and my own of noticing his prominent bulge in his pants I persevered and was rewarded handsomely on our second date.
The guy had an absolutely enormous ball sack that hung well over 7 inches after a warm shower and contained a pair of balls so large that they pushed his sack out sideways as well as downwards.
His penis although small looking compared to his other assets grew to a respectable 7 inch when erect with a good thickness.
First time I sucked him off it took ages as he seemed to have good self control. In the end though he produced a prodigious amount of viscous semen that filled my mouth and blinded me in both eyes with the ensuing shots, as well as shampooing my shoulder length blond hair.

The most endearing thing about him though is his more or less complete unawareness that his balls are huge which totally outclass any man I've come across and I've slept with well over 200 men. In addition he doesn't seem to think his powerful voluminous ejaculations are anything special despite me telling him that his load in one session easily surpasses what my previous 6 boyfriends put together could produce!

My question to LPSG readers is have they come across this situation where a man perhaps through a sheltered sexual life is unaware of his assets?
Also if any readers have come across this situation does their man's behavior change or their self confidence increase after becoming aware of their endownment?
My man has recently confessed that since he joined the gym quite a few other men have commented on his bull balls and call him 'Big Eddie' which amuses him no end due to only weighing around 130lbs and being short.
Even though we have little in common and he tends to drink large amounts in his local club his sexual attraction for me keeps drawing me back to him.
That's another mystery I would like to ask if alcohol affects semen volume and quality?
He puts away at least 4 litres of cider and a few whiskys after work every night and it doesn't affect his erections in the slighest or the volume and quality of his semen.
The quality I've verified as I made him give a sample to be checked which came back from the lab with a glowing endorsement of having a very high sperm count and the query of whether it did come from a 52 year old man.
Eddie has 4 grown up daughters and one son of 28 who is due to visit shortly from Canada.
I'm keen to find out whether he has took after his dad!
 
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ok svetlana. It seems you have a inclination for writing male homoerotic fiction.
 
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Slept with over 200 men?!?! Why is it that every eastern European girl I have come across here in the states sleeps with almost every guy? Sounds racist but that opinion is based on my observations.
 

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What's crazier is the number of actual guys who fall for it. Every. Time. Every. Single. Time. No verification pic = no vagina.
I don't have a verification pic though you may ask any of the members I've met in person whether or not they think I'm female. And have you seen some of the older verification pics? They used to verify any old thing!
 
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I don't have a verification picture either but I have a nice kitty cat. Does that count?

I could care less if somebody thought I was a guy, but how weird would that be? Makes me think of the whole "I want a penis" thread. Maybe I can have a virtual one!

But nobody wonders how many women are masquerading as men on here. Hmmm, that's an interesting twist.
 

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I did for a little while. I never told anyone I was a man, but I deliberately played down any trace of femininity, and allowed other posters to believe I was male when they made that assumption. It just seemed safer at the time, after a crazy woman-hater had followed my actions all over the board and left me threatening messages despjte the factthat I'd never saidnone word to or about him. Little by little I allowed it to be known that I was female, and eventually even my original username. I never did go back to having a gender on my profile, or public photos of myself.
 

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Well, as I flip my long auburn hair over my tanned shoulder, I wonder where men miss the cues? I slide my curvy ass back in my chair and slide a slender finger in my mouth to think. I know men aren't that gullible and I don't see the point in pretending to be a woman. I mean there are plenty of women like me who love big thick cocks.....love a man who can shoot volumes unto my creamy skin until it drops in thick ropes onto my full rounded breasts. Oh, it's all so confusing. It makes my head hurt. I think I'll slip on a a tight tee and those shorts that emphasize the cleft between my legs. I'll go for a walk and look for thick bulges and VPLs. Maybe I'll get lucky! :wink:

(Maybe afterwards he'll let me make him a sammich!)
 

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I have never claimed to being a busty blonde happily serving beer and my posts wouldn't suggest such. Even part of the name is clearly male. Yet, still, I get PM's on occasion from other members who clearly think I am a female... I think some people are just happy to believe the lies.
 

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I have never claimed to being a busty blonde happily serving beer and my posts wouldn't suggest such. Even part of the name is clearly male. Yet, still, I get PM's on occasion from other members who clearly think I am a female... I think some people are just happy to believe the lies.

Clearly your av is so blindingly dazzling that it leaves some members unable to read. :smile: