NEW cum jar 1/27/08

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its fresh because its frozen, i only thawed it out to take the pix

You may call it fresh, and while I wouldn't call it stale, I would stick with quick-frozen. It's definitely OLD.

Fresh is straight from the dick ONLY.

How quickly I turned on cum jars, alas! I definitely have limited interest in pictures of cum jars. Once is quite enough for an entire lifetime.
 

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This is one of the intriguing threads I have ever read on LPSG! Slightly strange, very f**king funny, and a little bit gross!
Love it...So amused!
 

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Ya know, every once in a while I have to remind myself not to judge what other people do sexually to express themselves, as long as it doesn't involve innocent children.
But, dude, you really need to get out more. Get a life. I mean, your goal is to fill up a jar with sperm and play with it?? Try getting out and meeting some guy that will provide you with a nice fresh load whenever you want it.
 

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totally agree with ballsaplenty, i mean seriously dude get a life. i mean each to their own as long as they not hurting noone, but surely it would b a lot more fun playin with someone elses cum other that some stale gunk of your own u store away in the freezer. get a hobby
 

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Two posters use that idiotic cliche 'get a life'. Other internet phrases like 'you need to get out more.' Jesus Fucking Christ. Even Cum Jars at least is original. If he keeps it frozen, it's still not like Jeffrey Daumer's fridge.

People that write 'get a life' need to be told to 'learn to fucking write.' Or think. Or just jack off. Or drink piss. Or something. There are so many retarded posts here about banning, hugs, 'goodbyes', and other totally inane things, with deep friendships among people who know fundamentally nothing about each other that at least this thread has something unique to offer. In my case, it led me to the realization that I would not be freezing any more condoms full of cum, even though I'd never done it except for one period in 2003.

And that's a lot more than endless discussion of how much I love dumbcow despite Mandee's fucking slambook 'meanness' has offered me. That shit is not even good along Mother Goose lines.
 

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Two posters use that idiotic cliche 'get a life'. Other internet phrases like 'you need to get out more.' Jesus Fucking Christ. Even Cum Jars at least is original. If he keeps it frozen, it's still not like Jeffrey Daumer's fridge.

People that write 'get a life' need to be told to 'learn to fucking write.' Or think. Or just jack off. Or drink piss. Or something. There are so many retarded posts here about banning, hugs, 'goodbyes', and other totally inane things, with deep friendships among people who know fundamentally nothing about each other that at least this thread has something unique to offer. In my case, it led me to the realization that I would not be freezing any more condoms full of cum, even though I'd never done it except for one period in 2003.

And that's a lot more than endless discussion of how much I love dumbcow despite Mandee's fucking slambook 'meanness' has offered me. That shit is not even good along Mother Goose lines.




As one of those people who wrote, "Get a life.", Maybe your angry posting above was written because you too, need to get a life. I voiced my opinion on a posting and you get all wired about it.
Dude, .............just forget it. You're not worth an argument.
 

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what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck....jesus christ why are there so many wierdos on here
 
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As one of those people who wrote, "Get a life.", Maybe your angry posting above was written because you too, need to get a life. I voiced my opinion on a posting and you get all wired about it.
Dude, .............just forget it. You're not worth an argument.

It was NAWT angrrrreeeeyyyy...it was inSTRUCteeeeeve....Duuuuuuude....gawd, what ghaaaaahhhhhstkly nomencla--chahhhh...you knaaaaow, the theory of Mawd'n Education is fundaMENtally unSOUND...

Yours,

Lady Augusta Bracknell:tongue:

P.S.: Delighted I'm not worth an argument. Here's hoping you will shut-tup. Puhhh-ma-nent-leeeeeeyyyyy.....

PRISM!!!! COME HYAH, PRISM!!!! We have someone hyah who has been left a bit as nature fohmed huh....as for her hair, I raelllly daaaaon't think there can be eeeeenything done fo' THET!!!
 
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I am surprised at some folks reaction to a cum jar.

Some of you guys get on the "you need a life" thing and for me that has nothing to do with the man's method of expressing his cum fetish.

For me personally, it kind of made me gag the thought of collecting cum in a jar but hey...he didn't rob the Burger King and hold anyone at gun point while his seasoned curly fries were cooking.

He simply cums in a jar. If that's not your thing...move on and let him collect.

Some of the funnier comments were more in keeping with what I would expect for the wee folk of LPSG! LOL
 

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I am surprised at some folks reaction to a cum jar.

Some of you guys get on the "you need a life" thing and for me that has nothing to do with the man's method of expressing his cum fetish.

For me personally, it kind of made me gag the thought of collecting cum in a jar but hey...he didn't rob the Burger King and hold anyone at gun point while his seasoned curly fries were cooking.

He simply cums in a jar. If that's not your thing...move on and let him collect.

Some of the funnier comments were more in keeping with what I would expect for the wee folk of LPSG! LOL

Veddy nice, veddy nice indeed. In fact, he was sharing something very private and that probably isn't easily talked about anywhere else, which is what is good about this place. I mean--you can even put people on Ignore whose cum jars you don't like:tongue:. I'm probably the only person who has Dumbcow on Ignore...:wt:

Fact is, since I got to work on Scottishlad's Cock Worshiping Thread, I've had more action in what I love most--giving and receiving Cock Worship--than I ever did before! And I can credit the LPSG for getting me to this Life of Paradise (or 'Having No Life, But Still in Paradise', acc. to who's making the appraisals....)
 

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It was NAWT angrrrreeeeyyyy...it was inSTRUCteeeeeve....Duuuuuuude....gawd, what ghaaaaahhhhhstkly nomencla--chahhhh...you knaaaaow, the theory of Mawd'n Education is fundaMENtally unSOUND...

Yours,

Lady Augusta Bracknell:tongue:

P.S.: Delighted I'm not worth an argument. Here's hoping you will shut-tup. Puhhh-ma-nent-leeeeeeyyyyy.....

PRISM!!!! COME HYAH, PRISM!!!! We have someone hyah who has been left a bit as nature fohmed huh....as for her hair, I raelllly daaaaon't think there can be eeeeenything done fo' THET!!!








All this coming from a moron who collects condoms filled with cum, and then freezes them, thawing them out to "play" with.
Believe me when I say, if I'm not in your league, I'm EXTREMELY thankful.
I'd look into professional counseling, if I were you.
 

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If you wish to make a call, please hang up and dial your call again.

Please be sure you are calling or dialing the right numbahhhhh....

mmmmmm...a new Ignore Recipient, wondering why it's so boring to harp on the same thing over and over again. Puh-sonally, I'd as lief hear about more cum jars. And there are various discussions of Buddhism which othuhhhhs may pre-fuhhhhh...