New dickless member

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  1. microdick77

    microdick77 New Member

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    Greetings, all. I'm the somewhat-less-than-proud owner of a 3.5" hardon. If any ladies would be pleased to view this pathetic thing, please advise. I don't mind ridicule and humiliation- in fact, it gets me off. Feel free to compare me to your well-hung husband/boyfriend. Bud
     
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    Ouch..3 and a half inches? I don't think I ever had a hardon that small. I have to see this. You must post pics.
     
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    Wow you,re awful hard on yourself.
     
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    Its about the size of your dick's head.
     
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    Well, my cock certainly isn't hard on pussy.
     
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    Live it up, bro.

    Smaller cocks just mean that you can fuck harder without them saying "ouch, stop" all the way thru.
     
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    If you can't bottom out...beat the hell outta the side's
     
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    "New Dickless Member" is a bit misleading. I thought it was a new girl that was joining.
    You jhave a dick, it's just not that big.
     
  9. microdick77

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    Didn't mean to mislead anyone. Sorry. Thanks for the advice, guys!
     
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    So, let's see it!
     
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    We'll make you an honorary big dick. Welcome to LPSG.
     
  12. microdick77

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    Thanks, Sam! I appreciate the thought!
     
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