New Drugs!

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  1. inkubus963

    inkubus963 Member

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    These may be old, but they turned up in my Inbox...

    NEW DRUGS

    D A M N I T O L
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to
    hell for up to 8 full hours.

    ST. PAPA'S W O R T
    Plant extract that treats Daddy's depression by rendering partners unconscious for up to two days.

    P E P T O B I M B O
    Liquid steroid drink for single men. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases cock size and body muscle mass, decreases intelligence, and prevents sexually transmitted disease.

    D U M B E R O L
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

    F L I P I T O R
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    M E N I C I L L I N
    Potent anti-twink-otic for older men. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person and go to college. Can we get naked now?"

    BUYAGRA
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

    J A C K A S S P I R I N
    Relieves headache caused by a partner who can't remember your birthday,
    anniversary, phone number, or name.

    A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
    A spray carried in your wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators and, of course, your favorite cruise bar.

    N A G A M E N T
    When administered to a boyfriend or partner, provides the same irritation level as bitching at him.

     
  2. chruichie

    chruichie New Member

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    cool lol
     
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