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https://www.heavy.com/sports/2019/02/orchids-of-asia-day-spa/
Bob Kraft, 77-year-old owner of the New England Patriots with a net worth upwards of $7 billion dollars, was caught in a sex sting operation in Jupiter, Florida. What goes-on in Florida apparently doesn't stay in Florida.
I'm alway amused by these sex sting operations which have been refined to a high-degree by the sheriffs in the Sunshine State. Grady Judd of Polk County is unquestionably the leader in running sex stings-of-the-month and showcasing photographs of his latest haul of busted Johns on a large billboard during his highly entertaining news conferences: "...and he rode across town on a bicycle dressed as a French maid complete with a neck choker to the address where he was greeted warmly by our deputies."
What is surprising about this story-- beyond Kraft's obvious virility at at a somewhat advanced age-- is why the heck a man of his resources would visit an Asian day spa when he could effortlessly be connected with high-end hookers from the latest celebrity madam? Moreover there are luscious women roaming the streets of Palm Beach and Jupiter who would have sex with him at the snap of his fingers simply because of his proximity to Tom Brady or Rob Gronkowski. Penis optional.
For this bust, authorities rolled-out their Town of Jupiter Mobile Command Center. It looks like an eighteen-wheeler that holds a large support-staff of specialists who could easily coordinate an air, land and sea assault on any oriental day spa and/or an ISIS hide-out in the Middle East. Using such a vast array of surveillance "firepower" at their disposal they no-doubt easily captured the diminutive 5' 7" Bob Kraft in the act with Me-Love-You-Long-Time, as well as using sophisticated remote sensing instruments to ferret-out his phallic dimensions.
In return for this sex sting operation they tell us it makes America a better place place to live.
Bob Kraft, 77-year-old owner of the New England Patriots with a net worth upwards of $7 billion dollars, was caught in a sex sting operation in Jupiter, Florida. What goes-on in Florida apparently doesn't stay in Florida.
I'm alway amused by these sex sting operations which have been refined to a high-degree by the sheriffs in the Sunshine State. Grady Judd of Polk County is unquestionably the leader in running sex stings-of-the-month and showcasing photographs of his latest haul of busted Johns on a large billboard during his highly entertaining news conferences: "...and he rode across town on a bicycle dressed as a French maid complete with a neck choker to the address where he was greeted warmly by our deputies."
What is surprising about this story-- beyond Kraft's obvious virility at at a somewhat advanced age-- is why the heck a man of his resources would visit an Asian day spa when he could effortlessly be connected with high-end hookers from the latest celebrity madam? Moreover there are luscious women roaming the streets of Palm Beach and Jupiter who would have sex with him at the snap of his fingers simply because of his proximity to Tom Brady or Rob Gronkowski. Penis optional.
For this bust, authorities rolled-out their Town of Jupiter Mobile Command Center. It looks like an eighteen-wheeler that holds a large support-staff of specialists who could easily coordinate an air, land and sea assault on any oriental day spa and/or an ISIS hide-out in the Middle East. Using such a vast array of surveillance "firepower" at their disposal they no-doubt easily captured the diminutive 5' 7" Bob Kraft in the act with Me-Love-You-Long-Time, as well as using sophisticated remote sensing instruments to ferret-out his phallic dimensions.
In return for this sex sting operation they tell us it makes America a better place place to live.