New england patriots owner bob kraft in prostitution sting

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Bob Kraft, 77-year-old owner of the New England Patriots with a net worth upwards of $7 billion dollars, was caught in a sex sting operation in Jupiter, Florida. What goes-on in Florida apparently doesn't stay in Florida.

I'm alway amused by these sex sting operations which have been refined to a high-degree by the sheriffs in the Sunshine State. Grady Judd of Polk County is unquestionably the leader in running sex stings-of-the-month and showcasing photographs of his latest haul of busted Johns on a large billboard during his highly entertaining news conferences: "...and he rode across town on a bicycle dressed as a French maid complete with a neck choker to the address where he was greeted warmly by our deputies."

What is surprising about this story-- beyond Kraft's obvious virility at at a somewhat advanced age-- is why the heck a man of his resources would visit an Asian day spa when he could effortlessly be connected with high-end hookers from the latest celebrity madam? Moreover there are luscious women roaming the streets of Palm Beach and Jupiter who would have sex with him at the snap of his fingers simply because of his proximity to Tom Brady or Rob Gronkowski. Penis optional.

For this bust, authorities rolled-out their Town of Jupiter Mobile Command Center. It looks like an eighteen-wheeler that holds a large support-staff of specialists who could easily coordinate an air, land and sea assault on any oriental day spa and/or an ISIS hide-out in the Middle East. Using such a vast array of surveillance "firepower" at their disposal they no-doubt easily captured the diminutive 5' 7" Bob Kraft in the act with Me-Love-You-Long-Time, as well as using sophisticated remote sensing instruments to ferret-out his phallic dimensions.

In return for this sex sting operation they tell us it makes America a better place place to live.
 

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why the heck a man of his resources would visit an Asian day spa when he could effortlessly be connected with high-end hookers from the latest celebrity madam?
Because it isn't about how hot the prostitute is. It's about feeling so much better than them.

A successful high-end courtesan isn't far enough down the ladder. A possibly trafficked immigrant being paid little to nothing for a happy ending is much more debasing.

Pardon me while I vomit.
 
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Pardon me while I vomit.

Consider yourself pardoned. :innocent:


Oh how this story has blossomed. It has now been reported that Robert Kraft may not be the only famous individual to be caught in this sex sting operation. Within a short radius surrounding this massage parlor den of sin also happens to be the residences of some famous PGA golf pros (cough: Tiger Woods) and going into into the realm of conjecture, some powerful individuals who have ties with the pudgy orangeman who lives part-time at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach.

Robert Kraft may NOT be the only famous name in prostitution sting | Daily Mail Online
 
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Donald Trump Said He's 'Surprised' About Robert Kraft Prostitution Charges | HuffPost

Amazing that the Orange Groper has time fo comment on the above. Notice the similar indulgent approach used for all his criminal buddies—Manafort, Stone, Moore, etc. What does Kraft have on Trump? Is he floating a pardon for silence? There are past allegations of Trump’s sexual proclivities for similar indiscretions with those not of majority. Will the annointed Evangelical Messiah declare a second “national emergency” to protect the American people from friends who are alleged domestic traffickers?
 
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Let's see.....Steelers = 6 Super Bowls
Patriots = 6 Super Bowls

Steelers owners arrested for being serviced by prostitutes = 0
Patriots owners arrested for being serviced by prostitutes = 1

:D I. Love. It.
 

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Let's see.....Steelers = 6 Super Bowls
Patriots = 6 Super Bowls

Steelers owners arrested for being serviced by prostitutes = 0
Patriots owners arrested for being serviced by prostitutes = 1

:D I. Love. It.

Steelers suspected of being cheaters - 0

Patriots being CAUGHT being cheaters - 2 (and counting)
 

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Human trafficking is disgusting. However, if this woman has voluntarily chosen to be involved as a sex worker, wouldn't it be hypocritical for people who promote sexual freedom to condemn him?
 
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Bob Kraft, 77-year-old owner of the New England Patriots with a net worth upwards of $7 billion dollars, was caught in a sex sting operation in Jupiter, Florida. What goes-on in Florida apparently doesn't stay in Florida.

I'm alway amused by these sex sting operations which have been refined to a high-degree by the sheriffs in the Sunshine State. Grady Judd of Polk County is unquestionably the leader in running sex stings-of-the-month and showcasing photographs of his latest haul of busted Johns on a large billboard during his highly entertaining news conferences: "...and he rode across town on a bicycle dressed as a French maid complete with a neck choker to the address where he was greeted warmly by our deputies."

What is surprising about this story-- beyond Kraft's obvious virility at at a somewhat advanced age-- is why the heck a man of his resources would visit an Asian day spa when he could effortlessly be connected with high-end hookers from the latest celebrity madam? Moreover there are luscious women roaming the streets of Palm Beach and Jupiter who would have sex with him at the snap of his fingers simply because of his proximity to Tom Brady or Rob Gronkowski. Penis optional.

For this bust, authorities rolled-out their Town of Jupiter Mobile Command Center. It looks like an eighteen-wheeler that holds a large support-staff of specialists who could easily coordinate an air, land and sea assault on any oriental day spa and/or an ISIS hide-out in the Middle East. Using such a vast array of surveillance "firepower" at their disposal they no-doubt easily captured the diminutive 5' 7" Bob Kraft in the act with Me-Love-You-Long-Time, as well as using sophisticated remote sensing instruments to ferret-out his phallic dimensions.

In return for this sex sting operation they tell us it makes America a better place place to live.

In the land of palm trees, bizarre behavior and homeowners associations, the law enforcement are well known for wasting massive resources and manpower on trivial matters. Even small municipalities LOVE the opportunity to use their ERT and siege vehicles the first chance they get.

As for Bob Kraft: I can only speculate he had an Asian prostitute fetish or something.
 
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