New exxxplicit davey wavey video~

From what it sounds, there is no video of Davey Wavey, just him narrating a porn star wank. Curious to know what they mean by "Davey Wavey helps facilitate a full body orgasm in Blake Mitchell" though
 
It's $70 for 2 videos, one of Blake Mitchell jerking off while Davey narrates it, and another with Davey touching Blake (who never gets hard in the second video) as he explains how to make someone "orgasm" while massaging their body with feathers and shit like that. So basically $70 to see a porn star you can easily Google jerk off
 
I have many problems with Davey Wavey (and let me preface this by saying that he has a great body, and I still would), among them the fact that he seems to want all of the pros of being a porn star with none of the cons. Like, he projects this image of being super sex positive and how he loves being naked all the time, and he hangs out with porn stars and interviews porn stars and even films videos with porn stars (videos like this one, that they are presumably paid for) but then when it's like "Oh Davey, are you naked in this too?" he's all "Who? Me? Nooooooooo." Like, come on, man. Sure, nobody's OBLIGATED to get naked if they don't want to, but at a certain point it's like put your money where your mouth is