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[yaoifun]

*downward whistling* :nuke: PLONK!

 

[wispandex_bulge]

Yay..behold the warcry of teh LPSG!

 

[Pecker]

Fruit Cake

1 Cup Water
1 Cup Butter
1 Cup Sugar
4 Large Eggs
2 Cups Dried Fruit
1 teas. Baking Soda
1 teas. Salt
1 teas. Watkins Vanilla Extract
1 Cup Brown Sugar
2 Cups of Flour
1 Tbsp. Lemon Juice
1 Cup Chopped Nuts
1 Gallon Wine

Sample the wine to check for quality.

Take a large bowl.

Check the wine again to make sure that it is of the highest quality.
Pour 1 level cup and drink.
Repeat if you're not sure.

Turn on the electric mixer and beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add 1 tsp. sugar and beat again.

Make sure the wine is still okay. Cry another tup.

Turn off the mixer.
Break two legs and add to the bowl along with some Vanilla Extract and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the wine again to check for tonsisticity.

Next sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Who cares.

Check the wine.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add 1 table. Spoon. Of sugar or flour or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake pan to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw one bowl out the window.

Check the wine again. Go to bed.

Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?

 

[Dr Rock]

I'm a fruitcake and people like me.

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[madame_zora]

*Breathy, with tear-stained cheeks, "So, you like me, you really like me!"*

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by Dr Rock@May 7 2005, 01:41 PM
I'm a fruitcake and people like me.

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[post=308927]Quoted post[/post]​

Well, Doc, there's fruitcake and then there's fruitcake. :9

 

[TallHungLB]

STOP THE INSANITY!

 

[jonb]

Hey, you can have my spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam.

 

[13788]

hung_big: This shit is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!

 

[madame_zora]

I want some bananas and fruitcake and Dr. Rock...but that's another story.

*begins singing "Spam, glorious SPAM, marvelous SPAM, wonderful SPAAAAAAAM!"

 

[Dr Rock]

and just WHAT are you planning to do with those bananas, is what I wanna know

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Originally posted by hung_big@May 7 2005, 07:54 PM
This shit is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!

[post=309026]Quoted post[/post]​

You did that wrong. You're supposed to type:

B A N A N A S

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You trying to say this whole idea of this guy is fruity? 'Cause if you are, I agree!!