Good Afternoon/Morning,
After years of living my life in the dark; I've finally been informed about LPSG.
Firstly, yes- I have a large penis. I did not always know that I had a truly LARGE penis until last year. I was out and about with some female friends- when one of them brought up the topic of their partner's sizes. Like a gentleman;I left from the conversation to refill my drink at the bar- giving the ladies their time to chat privately. When I returned there was an awkward silence in the air. I shrugged it off and asked if anyone was hungry. Totally forgetting the subject I walked away from- one of my friends answers, "Yeah- for some salami!" Her and her friends chuckled a I look dumbfounded- silly me.
Before I had time to reply my good friend, let's call her L, says, "I've heard *BigBird757* keeps one in his pants." The girls looke shocked, yet intrigued, with what was just said. More so because I'm a quiet lad who doesn't boost or brag.
Let's just say.... they all understood why I like Roosevelt's motto.
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."
After years of living my life in the dark; I've finally been informed about LPSG.
Firstly, yes- I have a large penis. I did not always know that I had a truly LARGE penis until last year. I was out and about with some female friends- when one of them brought up the topic of their partner's sizes. Like a gentleman;I left from the conversation to refill my drink at the bar- giving the ladies their time to chat privately. When I returned there was an awkward silence in the air. I shrugged it off and asked if anyone was hungry. Totally forgetting the subject I walked away from- one of my friends answers, "Yeah- for some salami!" Her and her friends chuckled a I look dumbfounded- silly me.
Before I had time to reply my good friend, let's call her L, says, "I've heard *BigBird757* keeps one in his pants." The girls looke shocked, yet intrigued, with what was just said. More so because I'm a quiet lad who doesn't boost or brag.
Let's just say.... they all understood why I like Roosevelt's motto.
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."