new guy intro :)

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by XJ Matt 891, Jan 4, 2006.

  1. XJ Matt 891

    XJ Matt 891 New Member

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    not even sure how i stumbled across this site but it looks like i have another forum to check out now.

    im a straight male and i guess i measure up ok - 7.5x6 nothing crazy but ive had a complement or 2.

    quick questions...

    are there any other sites like this one out there? and does this site host the pics on here or do people host them somewhere else? i would be worried about posting pornographic material on my photobucket account. lol

    - Matt
     
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    Hello hello hello! We have fun smilies here!! Trust me, you will enjoy it.

    With pictures, that would be what the gallery is for! *tease* :biggrin:

    One other site, Measurectionhttp://www.measurection.com/ , however, that if for the opposite of this site, for the less endowed guys among us. It deals with people who have 1-5 inches as adults, with the support, and maybe a touch more compassion ;) than we have here at LPSG. However, as long as you don't go around calling people cuntfaceddragons, then you will fit in fine!

    Cheers!
     
  3. GoneA

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    welcome aboard XJ.
     
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    Actually, I call people cunt-faced dragons all the time and I get along alright.
     
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    Welcome XJ...
     
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    Alas, the mystery of Spladle's bachelorhood is solved..
     
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    Spladle was the inspiration for Vivian on The Young Ones.

    Welcome, matt. Hope you enjoy your stay.
     
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    Welcome and enjoy your stay. :wank:
     
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    thanks for the warm welcome guys and girls!

    :)
     
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    A quick welcome from me as well
     
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    Indeed. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm nineteen. Nothing, I tell you. Nor has it aught to do with my opposition to the institution of marriage as it exists in this country today.
     
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    I have no idea what this means, but thank you anyway.
     
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    Every time a newbie uses this phrase, I get a mental image of all the members of the LPSG wanking off onto them, dowsing them with load after load of hot semen and saying "Welcome!"
     
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    Only YOU could turn a welcome into a circle jerk.

    BTW, what's the XJ stand for, anyway?
     
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    XJ Matt 891 New Member

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    XJ - means 84-01 jeep cherokee.

    im into jeeps. its sorta like how mercedes-benz has c-class sl's etc.

    kj, xj, mj, wj,zj etc etc all jeeps.

    :smile:
     
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    I swear you must be another one of my long-lost half brothers!

    Welcome to our twisted little world XJ! I'm a BMW 7 series driver myself.
     
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    As you see, we've put the "Welcome, Matt" out for you!! (Please don't everyone groan. Or if you do, please groan in unison. Or at the octave. Or even in canon, if you can. Ugh . . . another bad pun. Oh well, whaddya want? It's almost 3.30 am here in your Nation's Capital. I'm going to bed. Say good night, Gracie.)
     
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    Circle jerk? I was thinking more along the lines of bukkake.
     
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    This does seem likely.
     
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