OK, signed up a couple nights ago, been lurking quite a bit, figured I'd give a hearty "Howdy" to y'all! So, it seems I'm somewhat qualified to be here. I wouldn't say overqualified by any means, for sure. There's some damn impressive cock here. I measure in at 7.5" x almost 6" in girth (closer to about 5 3/4"). I'm pleased with it - always works for me. I'm 6'2", 190 lb. (a little spare tire there) and in my mid-40's. Let's see. I'm married, but bi or, I guess, bi-curious. Never been with a guy, but love anal play (by myself, the wife is pretty straight when it comes to sex). I've been into anal self-sex, if you will, for about 25 years, off and on. Typically, I reserve my forays into the back door for business trips, when I don't have as much chance of being found out. So, yes, I'm definitely back in the back of the closet, behind the hanging clothes, over in the corner...well, you get the picture. What else... OK, I'm an admitted size queen (or would that be king?). When it comes to anal play, my perfect "date" is probably about 12" x 7". Remind me some time to tell you about my dildos. They're pretty unique. That's for another forum, though. I guess my fascination with big cocks came at an early age, but I can't remember much specific. I was a late bloomer, so junior high phys ed was rather traumatic. Nothing like showering with a bunch of guys already swinging pretty good meat when you're still "bald" and have a thumb for a pecker. Obviously, I made up for lost ground soon after. Made my way through college wanking to John Holmes flicks and magazines. Favorites today are Mandingo, followed pretty closely by Jack Napier and maybe Lex Steele (starting to see a trend here?). I've tried some gay porn, but as some other folks mentioned in another forum, it seems to be a little too robotic, or plasticky or something like that. One of my favorite places to hang out, when on business in Miami, is (everyone mouth it out loud with me... ) Haulover Beach. B) Anyway, here I go rambling on and on. I tend to save up all my thoughts until they have to spill out in a message or two. Looking forward to conversing with all you fine folks. It certainly is a friendly board here, from what I've read so far.