New here and just wondering..

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  1. john11lewis

    john11lewis New Member

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    Hey,
    In my "adult" years (late hish school) I have always had a decent sized penis 7" and thick (never measyred that in the 80's).
    I began enlarging it just for kicks and performed for the ladies by dancing etc... I had this thing up to just about 11" and 9" around.
    Since the old days, I have become married and my wife freaked out when I whipped out the then 9" (easy) by 8". I thought she would like it all excercised up to the whopping 11", but she really freaked and almost divorced me.
    Now it is back to about 7 1/2 and still about 8" around.

    Okay, any one ever experience such a thing?
    Hell, it's only my penis and I kind of enjoyed buffing it up like that, but with children nowadays, I'd hate to pay child support and alimony.
    So down it stays.
     
  2. dc9

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    I never had you "problem" but I am sure someone out there can relate.
    Welcome to the site.
     
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    Sure - I think most here have seen a magic penis growing and shrinking 4 inches at will... Happens every day...
     
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    Seems like quite a stretch to me.

    Welcome to the Long Penis Shrinking Group.
     
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    Are you really Pinocchio thatÂ’s had a few drinks and are now confusing your cock with your nose! :biggrin1:
     
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    welcome to the site!
     
  8. christina

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    dont mind some of these ppl on the site and welcome
     
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