New Here Needing Advice

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by cross82, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. cross82

    cross82 New Member

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    Hi guys,
    Who would'a thought a site for 'us' :)
    I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice?
    I'm 25 8.5inches and about 6 around the shaft. Girls I meet tell me I'm attractive, my chick friends think I'm attractive and when girls find out I'm single they can't believe it. But alas. I'm single and I can't get laid for the life of me.
    I was wondering if anyone could recommend ways to subtly use my penis size to meet girls. I know this sounds really strange but I mean a big dick is an advantage so why can't I use it?
    Thanks in advance
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    Subtly is not my forte :rolleyes: but I think what you need is 'word of mouth'. Bit of an old Catch22 really; gotta get a girl to get a girl, see? You need to find a girl, fuck the living daylights out of her and then hope she tells all her friends. Repeat until your reputation, like your cock, preceeds you.
     
  3. cross82

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    Well my last shag told me I needed bigger condoms and she was a friend of my chick flatmate, she would've said something to my flatmate. I know my flatmate wouldn't say anything to her friends because she wouldn't want to be in the same situation that happened before, as well as the fact that she is desperate and lonely and couldn't stand the fact that she's the only one in the house not getting any. I could shag my flatmate but then I'd have to find somewhere else to live
     
  4. avg_joe

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    You need someone who would spread the words among girls.
     
  5. cross82

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    That's the hard part. I can't find that "someone". Also I don't know if it's in my nature to just sleep with girls. But my nature may be changable :D
     
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    I'm going to sound all prissy here, would you want to be meeting girls whose only interest in you was your cock size?
     
  7. Mr. Snakey

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    Just whip it out. It works everytime.
     
  8. D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah

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    Maybe you should try using your personality rather then your cock, unless your after those type of women and then all it takes is a little vodka and a game of strip poker
     
  9. Drifterwood

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    Sheep.

    Trust me, I'm Welsh :wink:
     
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    I'd say no, but it all depends on how big its soul is. I never liked girls who just want to ride in my Trans Am either.
     
  11. earllogjam

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    Just wear some tight jeans or something. Sit with your legs spread apart a lot and rest your hands on your inner thighs. Stare at your crotch then at the girl. Crotch, Girl, Crotch, Girl, Crotch. It that doesn't work just slap her with it.
     
  12. str82fcuk

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    Yeah this is all good advice! You gotta have the right attitude to match the equipment ....
     
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    If all you're interested in is sex, then get to a club and dance up next to a girl. She'll get a firsthand feel what you're packing. I've done it lots of times, although I'm also attractive so really I've got alot to work with. But seriously, long-term relationships aren't based upon cock size. Have self-confidence, don't be an asshole, talk to girls like they're people and not just pending sex, and don't be impatient. Words to live by
     
  14. Mr Ed in Mass

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    I wear my " I have a big cock" t-shirt
     
  15. Drifterwood

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    Like the Management would let you :rolleyes:
     
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    I'd recomend not using it as an opener. The more comfortable you are with being single and not caring the less you smell of desperation and a girl will pick that up like old underwear left behind by an old boyfriend
     
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    Just get drunk and get naked. Or while playing some college game like beruit or beer pong just whip it out as a distaction (if ladies are around of course)
     
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