New Language for Europe...

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  1. got_lost

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    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
    English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
    which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
    English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year
    phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
    will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

    The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
    konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
    troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf
    20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
    expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
    always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
    languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
    "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
    kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer , ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
    understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted
    in ze forst plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pas on to oza pepl.


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  2. conchis

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  3. DarkPhantom

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    Yeah, ROFL.

    I'm so NOT jealous of TV reporters etc by the end of the fifth year :p

    Could be fun to watch though :p
     
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    zat vuz funy
     
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    pmsl......classic..love it
     
  6. earllogjam

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    Da gud.
     
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