New LARGE Member Orientation

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by ThatsMrLonghorn, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. ThatsMrLonghorn

    ThatsMrLonghorn New Member

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    OK so I was looking that the threads under the new member introductions and I saw this list of questions, so I thought I would answer them and maybe that would help to get to know me a little better.

    1.) How big are you soft & hard? I am 6 soft and 9.5 hard.
    2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to you? If so how big were they? I had a roommate in college that was fairly big. He was close to 9.
    3.) Do you like being as big as you are? It can be a burden sometimes.
    4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Having to buy some clothes that fit loose and having people think you are stuffing your pants with socks.
    5.) Are any other male family members (brothers/kids/dad) gifted like you? My two brothers share the same gene. My dad was big but not as big as the three of us. My 19 year old son is close to 9 as well.
    6.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) No cut offs, I dont like wearing tight clothing. I love boxer briefs.
    7.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? I wish soft was smaller than 6, so I could wear some clothes I actually like.
    8.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Yeah I did when I was younger. My brothers told me it was natural to want to see if I was a freak.
    9.) How and when did you first realize you were big? When I was 14 in the locker room at school when the other kids laughed at me.
    10.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) I almost got to 10 if I pushed hard enough. LOL
    11.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes. It weighs a ton.
    12.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? No not yet.
    13.) Have you ever sat on it? Yes I do all the time. Not comfortable.
    14.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? Probably. I feel it.
    15.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? I am 6'1, 210. 2X mainly and 38 jeans.
    16.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? No I have average hands.
    17.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? ( like Italians) I don't think so. I am mainly German.
    18.) Did kids make fun of you growing up? If so what would they say? Yes when I was a Freshman. The kids would think I was a freak.
    19.) Were you big at a younger age or did you not get bigger until you were older? I was hanging for as long as I can remember. I was 17 when I reached my max size.
    20.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? I love the attention I get now. I like the stares. I'm borderline exhibitionist.
    21.) Do people still make comments today? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Yeah I get things like, "Did you hurt anybody with that thing today?" or "Put that away, you'll poke someone's eye out!" and my personal favorite, "J Lo hasn't encountered THAT anaconda yet."
    22.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? I was asked by a dude in college if I would do some side work, I didn't want to but regretted it at times when I needed money.
    23.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? Small is like 4 or 5 hard, average maybe 7, big would like 10 to 11.
    24.) Can you do any tricks with it? Nope
    25.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Yes.
    26.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes. I hate running for that reason.
    27.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? I have to get the XXL ones.
     
  2. B_Nicodemous

    B_Nicodemous New Member

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    Welcome..

    and just becuase others will say this and perhaps not as nicely...pics. If you have a big swinging cock, we need pics if we are going to believe you, especially since you gave a solid number. You don't have to have face pics, but cock pics are a must. Otherwise they will say "pics or it didn't happen"

    Also you will want measured pics. WOODEN ruler along the TOP of the shaft (and one with tape measure along top as well if you curve, but you NEED the wooden one regardless), tape measure with NO SLACK to show girth. COmparrison shots with common items are welcome, but to prove your claims, the previous guidelines should be followed.

    If you take my advice you can save your slef a world of frustration...

    Good luck, welcome, and enjoy!:biggrin:
     
  3. ramsgate18

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    wow a v consise intro, welcome dude ;)
     
  4. Deve1opment

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    lots of info - welcome and have a great time here.
     
  5. parchissi

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    Hi there - thanks for sharing with us all. A warm lpsg welcome to you. Cheers.
     
  6. Mr. Snakey

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    .28) Welcome and have fun..........:smile:
     
  7. SR_Ethan Hunke

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    An interesting person no doubt. I happily welcome you.
     
  8. giant11

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    welcome and enjoy
     
  9. tgirlsrgreat

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    proof is in the pudding so to speak, no pics, no verification, just file it away in the fictional stories section.

    just saying
     
  10. Big Del

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    Welcome
     
  11. mandoman

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    Yeah, yeah, yeah.
    These interrogators want you to strip, like you are a piece of meat.
    Pictures, or no pictures, a hearty welcome to you.
     
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