new LPSG categories??

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Lex said:
No man in his right mind would challenge you Claire. I wouldn't want to feel your wrath.

On second thought, maybe I do...
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No, you don't want to, trust me! (Taking my CQB initial stance)

I want a category of my own, like "Claire's little world", with some fixed threads like

Health & Fitness: Claire's latest tips on work-out, exercise and sports
Little black book: CNN: Claire's Bedroom news from a phalanx of hung, potent lovers
Screws: Latest bike trips, plane trips, news on both or on cars
Taste Matters: Claire on Music, Movies and books
Home improvement: How to install furniture for improving your sex life.
 

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You really want me to go the route of the abstract with this one? OK, here goes:

Most charismatic poster: This one would be devoted to whoever has fascinated everyone for awhile in their posts.

Troll of the month: Pretty much self explanatory.

I confess: This should be for all bullshitters, liars and fakers to be exposed.

The toy closet: An open forum for everyone to discuss their favorite preoccupations, gadgets, and substitutes for when the SO isn't here.
 

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Maybe we should also open a Jerry Springer LPSG category. Follow the most hilarious bitch fights, fatty-bashing, tear-filled reunions, titty fighting, if you're in the mood for your daily dose of trailer trash fun.
 

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"Flavor of the Month Fleshpile" -- Literally overnight, these threads spring up and garner 100 cybersexual posts from no more than 3-4 members. Generally started by some flirty, size-struck noob whose photos have temporarily transfixed certain segments of the group while he's run up 1,700 saucy posts in two weeks. Often fueled by the combustible mix of a proclamation of the posting of new pics and liberal sexual innuendoes, these threads are turbocharged by hefty doses of late-night loneliness and libido. The rest of us just scratch our heads the next morning and think, "Couldn't this have been accomplished via private communication?"

:rolleyes:
 

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How about Trolls or Assholes? We supply names and members can go at their favorite asshole or troll, and decide which members are trolls, and which are just jaded, cranky, assholes.:biggrin1:
 

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jeff black said:
How about Trolls or Assholes? We supply names and members can go at their favorite asshole or troll, and decide which members are trolls, and which are just jaded, cranky, assholes.:biggrin1:

That's a nice one Jeff...


I'm envisaging What I Had For Dinner..where members go into an orgiastic account of the culinary delights they whisked up that evening, the whole shebang...

And bending to the more culinarily subversive...3 Course Whores...where members can indulge their food sex fetish...i.e...who needs a dildo when you have the waitrose veg section?
 

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Matthew said:
"Anybody ever catch your dad measuring his girth and found out you were at least 1.5 inches bigger?"

ROTFLMAO "lmao:


How about "I put an interesting title here but what I really want are all YOUR hot stories so I can read and jerk off" Forum. Think about it. We could have the following threads there:
  • Expert Anal Top Here--Inquire within!
  • First Time You Jerked Off With Your Mom--Tell about it!
  • HELP!! I Can't Fit Into a Speedo
  • Ever fucked a Body Builder?
  • Ever cum in your own EYE?
  • Watching Pron with Dad
and MANY more...!
 

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Daverock said:
How about Uncut is much better than cut?

God knows THAT catergory hasn't been done to DEATH:rolleyes:

I think The RELIGION RING would be fun.

People go into the thread and battle it out verbally for their specific religion. Member can have their fill of religions and get bonus memberships if they can tie homosexuality to it.:rolleyes: