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Mr. Snakey

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Lex said:
I LOVE snarky Steve26!!!

"SO Huge I Can't Fit in the Camera Frame"--The forum is decidated to members who boast that they are 11x10, 14x8, 12x8 but magically can not find a way with today's super cheap and ubitquitous technology (webcam, digital cam, camera phone, scanner) to take a picture as any sort of credible proof. (Surprisingly, I know 3 members who are the same size as me (8x6) and two who are legit 10x7 and I have seen proof. Interesting).

"Look At My Dildo...er, Cock!!"--This forum is dedicated to members who post OBVIOUSLY faked pictures (photoshop or otherwise) and use fake dildos and lotion to make fake videos and the members who love them!! High quality resolution be damned!! These members would have you believe that a old cam takes shitty pics. (Surprisingly, my 1.5 megapixel cam seems to take great pics of my body and cock. Hmmm.
Yes Lex! I took my pics with a Phillips keychain camera.$15 at walmart. Just got a better camera. The point is if they want to show it they could.:cool:
 

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Matthew said:
Are Stupid Men Bigger?
Good one, Matthew. How's this?

"Black men bigger? I used to be white, and small, only 10". I jelqed until I was 14", and it made my skin turn dark... has this happened to anyone else?"
 

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Stretched out? After I fucked my girlfriend with my hugh cock, she's so stretched out now that she can't use tampons. They just fall out. Anyone else ever had this happen?
 

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100% straight: discussion about how you let gay guys blow you, jack off with your friends, and check out other guys at the gym

How many "Blah blah blah Straight Guys, would you blah blah blah?" threads can one person read before their brains explode all over the walls?