New LPSG Requirement - Go Look at a Ruler!

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  1. AlphaMale

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    I swear it should be a requirement that everyone here posting length estimations go look at a 12 inch ruler before doing so.

    I cannot remember how many times I've seen someone estimate the length of someone in a pic/vid and just be ridiculously wrong.

    Please take a look at how long just 10 inches is, let alone 12. Then, hopefully you will have realized that not many members here or even porn stars really have that length, let alone longer!

    Is it really that hard not to confuse 6-9 inches with 10+? Or are we including scrotum length in the measurement too now?

    Last time I checked, penis length was the length of your penis. My inches are 2.54 cm - how about yours?

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  2. Bootyman

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    Are you just jealous that you don't have a 12 incher? :biggrin1:

    Seriously now, yes I think people tend to make wrong estimations... mostly for themselves...:cool:
     
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    This is friggin' hilarious! I agree. We measured my husband's length with a ruler some time ago (7.5"), and before I posted on the site, we measured his girth with a tape measure (5.5").

    However, when I was just starting my novel, I was imagining the hero's dick to be about 10". I told my husband about this and he said..."that's really long!" (He worked as a carpenter for years, and thus is a very good estimator of length.)

    Anyway, we were fooling around, and when I was fully aroused, he put my favorite Phallix glass dildo inside me as far it as would go, noted that spot, and then pulled it out. When he measured and showed me how much more I would have to take for it to be 10", I was shocked! I originally had 10" in my mind for the novel hero's length...but that is a lot of cock! I thought...well, my heroine will have have one seriously long vagina!

    I don't think most people have any idea what 10 inches would look like up close and personal, let alone 12.
     
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    This is a good point... but it's something that's just going to fall on deaf ears unfortunately.

    I mean I know I'm big, but I always feel weird saying it here because (despite what all the pms/comments I get tell me) when I grab that ruler, and see I am just shy of that 8 inch mark, I can't help but think there's all these people out there that are inches bigger than me. Even though I know there's not that many in the gallery that are noticeably more than me. With all these people claiming so much more, it gets discouraging. I used to have a measured length photo (a real rarity here) but unfortunately in my last little pissy fit of "I'm not posting here anymore!" I deleted it. :redface:

    The problem isn't just what people claim they are though, it's also that others are more than willing to believe it. I used to get people telling me: "You can say you're 9 inches... it's ok, we'll believe it." :rolleyes: Oy vey... I can't even add more to that one.

    Well, maybe a few more 'rolleyes': :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
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    Your pictures speak for themselves, U. No need for you ever to roll your eyes.:wink:
     
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    Thanks whoopi!

    By the way, I have to add that I fully realize that even a measured photograph only means so much... some of them on this site, for instance, suffer from all sorts of deficiencies, such as starting the measurement from the wrong spot, or the use of just plain weird measuring tape.

    But, in truth, LPSG is so much more than penis size (for some at least), I find it's just best not to worry too much about it.

    Now if only I could heed my own advice.
     
  7. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    U, if this site were only about big cocks, its membership would decline severely, I think. Of course there's plenty of exaggerating and wishful thinking here, but it's harmless.
     
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    Hence the pic I added WITH the tailor's tape measure.
     
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    9s are almost as rare as hen's teeth, too. I've never seen anything even close. Genuine 8s ain't too common either.

    Why people have to get on here and make this crap up is beyond me. It's like getting on a forum for acrobatic pilots and claiming that on your first solo flight you did a quadruple loop and a 16-point roll. Every reader would know that you're full of shit. So why think you can get on an LP forum, where some of us really know our LPs, and make up pre-teenage fantasy stories about your fake size? Just a waste of everyone's time.
     
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    :eek: I hope you don't think I was talking about you Lex! I didn't even know you had such pics up as I typed that, honest! I was thinking more along the lines of this guy ... or the guy on here claiming 15 inches... with pics of a tape measure along what was still clearly a big dick, going to 15 (15 what... I don't know).

    I think people sort of have this innate ability withing them, to just be able to see a penis and know if it's 'big' or not. I have no idea how... and I'm probably horribly wrong as I often am, but that's really enough if you ask me.
     
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    The way you realise you're bigger is you get a hardon/mornin wood and stand in the mirror. It scares you, and you think 'how can anyone be bigger than that!?'

    Works for me :biggrin1:

    But then your cock is like a log! lol. But I don't mind. We can all rejoice in being big and not care about who's bigger...:smile:

    A brotherhood of cock lol.

    As for measured pics, that's like asking the sun not to shine :biggrin1:
    I really wouldn't worry about it but I wonder why these threads keep popping up asking for the impossible.
     
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    So... Should i hold a tape-measurer up to my nose in my pics?

    Large Proboscis Support Group?? I really don't know what else i would measure...
     
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    The depth of your ass? :rolleyes:
     
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    Aww, that's so cute. You're new here aren't you? Well, OK, not just here, but to the Internet too. OK, and not just to the internet, but, um, to guys telling stories. :biggrin1:

    No, you're dead on right! There's no two ways about it, but for starters, "boys will be boys", and boys brag. Boys exaggerate. Many boys, just flat out lie. With the relative anonymity of the internet, it almost encourages it to happen more online. Being that this particular site is about "size", well, it's pretty much an open invitation to the millions with 13" cocks, to show off their stuff here. That, and all the other good stuff that the people above wrote. :wink:
     
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    Oh, I took no offense. I was just pointing out what an accurate measurement (soft) looks like. :tongue:

    Is there a tape measure long enough? :rolleyes:
     
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    When looking at pics/vids we do use visual cues to make such estimates. For them to be ridiculously wrong they must not know what an inch is.
     
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    Maybe we should use another measure? When measuring a horse you go from the ground to the whithers in terms of "hands" with a hand being defined as 4 inches. Nah we'd have people confused by telling us how hands they'd had on their penises rather than how many hands were *in* it.
     
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    long ago I used this in coverstaion and chats what have you (you know slutty internet hookups) - when someone said their dick was 9-10-11-12 inches - I would say this. "okay mine is 8.5x6.5 - if yours is smaller I get to fuck you, if yours is bigger you can fuck me....oh BTW a piece of notebook paper is 8.5 x 11 - if your bigger than either side we got a deal..."

    You would be amazed how many folks backed down...and those that did not...well 50-50 - and let me just say the ones who were not lying --- lovely!

    (one asked me back - can you wrap a dollar bill around yours? Cuz I can't....whoof! now that was a whopper.)
     
  19. Pecker

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    Trouble is, all the rulers in the USA were manufactured in China and they're all purposely inaccurate.

    It's a conspiracy.
     
  20. Mr. Snakey

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    Thats true a lot of rulers arent right. Look at Prince charles:tongue:
     
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