New LPSG Requirement - Go Look at a Ruler!

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Holy cow man, I estimate your index finger is like 8" long, and that middle one maybe 9"!


...and take a look at the girth of that hair follicle! :OOO

Interesting - I see your point so I checked - the index finger (left hand) is 4" long knuckle to tip, but in the pic it seems comparable to the winkie size. Can't explain it - didn't fudge the measurement - dick is 1 -2" longer than palm of hand, back of hand (wrist to tip of index finger) is 8", palm of hand seems to be 8" so who knows? Curvature???? I think my point is still valid - 8 or 9" is common but you get into the 10" plus range and there just can't be that many guys that size...

As for your snipe at girth - I'm at best average wrt girth, never said different!
 

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Try taking pictures where the attachment point of your dick and body are not obscured. And use a tape measure with inches, not centimeters.

All of my pictures have been taken with me holding the camera, and I have not had any problems taking decent pictures.

Finally, if you have a 15" dick, I cannot imagine why you would have any shortage of funds to buy a new camera, or shortage of photographers willing to shoot pictures of you for free.

Another reason to worship the meatpacker. Truth squad, no bullshit zone.
 

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What's wrong with centimetres? Most of the world deals in centimetres, but not so much when talking penis size!

OK, here is a question for you all. What is the appropriate response to a guy who has over-estimated? Suppose, for example, you have met a guy on the net and he is saying 9 inches. Then you meet him for real and eventually it comes out and he is about 7 inches. 7 is good - its way bigger than average - but its a bad moment. Part of me feels like saying right out "That is NOT 9 - you lied to me!" but I know that will totally kill the moment. Usually I don't say anything and just go along with the fantasy. Maybe I shouldn't - but i don't know what to say that isn't really negative and deflating.

But really big dicks are out there (12"). It is unfortunate that they can't be discussed without people doubting. But what else are you gonna get on the internet?

Also, even moderate, sensible people over-estimate i believe. I think average is below the generally accepted 6" mark. Just my experience. I think 12-15cm is really common and what most guys have. (I think that is like 5-6". You can all work it out).
 

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There's real-world inches and in chat rooms and forums around the world there's "internet inches". I'd guess as a rule of thumb that one real-world inch translates into one and a half internet inches. So if you got a true seven incher, you didn't do too badly. But seriously, I'd be extremely annoyed if I was in your situation. And to reverse things -- if a guy does give his actual measurements out without exaggeration, he runs the risk of beeing seen as smaller than what's "out there". In the real world, word often gets around if a guy's packing a litte extra. On the Net, some people play theses silly games for years it would seem -- and just change their names if they get caught out.
 

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I've been in the situation where someone told me they were about 8" and when we got back to the bedroom it was about 6. I still fucked around with him, but it was a good enough reason to never call him again. If he's gonna lie about that, what else is going to lie about.
 

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I came to the conclusion long ago that when guys often describe themselves as 'hung' all that means is they have a dick. Inches or centimetres, either does, 20cm = 8 inches, near enough, 25cm = 10 inches, no problem.
 

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But really big dicks are out there (12"). It is unfortunate that they can't be discussed without people doubting. But what else are you gonna get on the internet?

No one is saying that they aren't out there, at least I'm not 100%. I'm just saying that they are extremely extremely rare.

If there are 1,000 of them out there (not saying there is), divide that by a billion or so and that is your chance of meeting one, seeing one in person, seeing a photo of one, etc. etc.

Ironically, judging by the numbers the porn industry throws out there they seem to have found them all! =P
 

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told you all before ave cock is 5.3 inches x 4inches. i been trolling the streets for years and as yet have not found a guy who comes close to my size. in australia male to male sex is easy and obtainable, i also use my webcam and still guys are trying to pass a 6 as an 8 incher.:confused: . i think im over qualified on this subject.:wink: :redface:
 

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Let's be honest about this. There will be freaky sized dicks out there but not every guy with a big dick is gonna post his pic on lpsg, or even the internet. He might not want to flash it anywhere. It's like ladies with big breasts, that doesnt mean they all wanna be on the pin-up page of a tabloid or magazine.
Anyway, it's become soooo difficuilt to beleive any pic of anything that you see nowadays. Seeing is believing but that to me means for real, or in a movie clip/vid.
 

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yes i fully agree with u robbie, but i think even the movie clip/vids are some times not quite what they seem, drew
 

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A clarification concerning inches vs centimeters: I have no problem with the metric system, just guys using a metric tape measure with centimeters and trying to claim they are inches instead. Insulting to the intelligence of the viewer, and confirmation of the retardation of the poster.