New Madonna BoyToy: JESUS LUZ

[MichiganRico]

Some pix of what is rumored to be Guy Ritchie's replacement, Brazilian model Jesus Luz. What do you think about Madge's latest hottie?

 

[Garth33]

MADONNA...
Dear Mr. Banker:

Prepare to write another check for $90 million to JESUS about 2015 when I decide he doesn't conform to my sexual schedule Don't worry...I can afford it...for now:redface:

 

[Principessa]

I was going to say he looks a little young for her. Then I remembered my guy is 14 years younger than me. :tongue:

Jesus Luz is looking good no matter how old he is. I certainly wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[Garth33]

crackers

always value your opinion but there's NO NEED to be racist!:tongue::tongue:

 

[aninnymouse]

I thought she was doing the baseball player Alex Rodriguez?

 

[cocktaste]

Gah!

Hot daymn!

Well, come on. Let's remember that Madonna knows sex, is sex. He'll be leaving the bed room dehydrated. lmao!

Go Madonna! Fuck, have a three way with Jesus, and A-Rod.

 

[cocktaste]

Guy Ritchie is a fat old drunk who can't get it up. Now, he's 40, and looks horrible. In fact, the latest pictures show him looking gaunt, and like a street bum. He used to be attractive a million years ago though.

 

[visceraltuning]

Bottomline,

Madonna was all about maintaining herself both for personal satisfaction and monetary gain.

Guy was all about thinking that he could both act like a 22 year-old and continue to look like a 22 year-old, which is just not possible.

 

[Deno]

I am pretty sure by his pretty body that he is in fact one of her dancers or just arm candy and pretty much leaves him out of the "marry and pay for life section".

:made by the creators of the What Ever Happened To Cloud Campos organization.

If he is smart he won't leave Rio with her....this women divorces everyone she's ever known.

 

[D_Yowton Y Yingyang]

If she didn't have money out the wazoo he wouldn't give her a second glance. Must be an attractive couple. Mommy with her son. And finally, who cares who she does. Geez

 

[burlsun279]

he is cute, but no way could he replace the sexiness of Guy... That man is hot!

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

well,him being so young she'll be able to save on viagra.

 

[Rubenesque]

Surely you're mistaken... she's adopting him right?

 

[deleted3782]

Surely you're mistaken... she's adopting him right?

:biggrin1:

 

[hot-rod]

Some pix of what is rumored to be Guy Ritchie's replacement, Brazilian model Jesus Luz. What do you think about Madge's latest hottie?

My gaydar is telling me that this guy is a member of my church, if you know what I mean. lmao :wink:

 

[invisibleman]

My gaydar is telling me that this guy is a member of my church, if you know what I mean. lmao :wink:

My gaydar doesn't want him in the fold. Hehehe. Allow him to be straight. Please. :smile:

 

[D_Follensby Fowlplucker]

Give me Guy anyday, he is a man who can! Anyway I thought Madonna was gay? These days she's looking more muscular than her dancers.....

 

[F_Man]

MADONNA...
Dear Mr. Banker:

Prepare to write another check for $900 to JESUS about 2009 when I decide he doesn't conform to tour schedule's dance routines Don't worry...I can afford it...for now:redface:

The above with some alterations, Garth33, and Holiday Cheer Finnman

 

[B_Joe Montana]

Who the fuck cares about Madonna? The old tired looking bitch will fuck anything with a dick. To ugly ass pink lip gorilla looking things to Dennis Rodman to wigga white rappers like Vanilla Ice. As I said she just does this to get attention since she can't act,sing or do anything else a person on tv should be able to do.

 

[superbot]

Any man who gets involved with that MONSTER needs certified.I consider Guy Ritchie a very lucky man to have come away from that 'ego gone mad' and hope he finds someone altogether nicer.