Hello all, i have been a lurker here for a while, and just thought id introduce myself, and share a little story of my own.
Im 30, straight, single, fairly good looking, but i have a pretty average size 6.5 erect. (which would be small compared to alot on here, but whatever). I read the forum just for entertainment value, and stories, not to compare my cock size to everyone else, i was dealt a fairly average size and fairly average looks, oh well. I guess i like to read the forum becuase it is very uncensored and open about sexuality, and also provides the occasional good story.
Well, on to my story.
I have a normal sex life, 2-3 times a week i guess, and have been for years and years. But in the last 1-2 years or so, i have noticed that my erections just dont last as long, and dont have the intensity that they used to. They just havent been like they were when i was 17-18 and could punch a hole in the drywall with my hardon. I can still get turned on, and get hard, but just cant keep it up nearly as long as i would like to. Basically, my body gives up way way before im ready for it to. So for me, lately, sex had been like 10 minutes of foreplay, and then 10 minutes of sex and i would have to finish up before my erection slowly died off. It wasnt like this everytime, some nights i would rock the house and nearly tear the bed apart and fuck for 45 minutes or an hour, and some nights. . . well, it was all i could to stay hard for 5 minutes. There was no apparent ryhme or reason for this, and that was concerning.
Well, those poor performances started to happen a little more frequently, and a few nights ago, i had one of the worst ones ever. I just... could not get aroused, at all. I might as well have had a dick that belonged to a corpse. I had been having back pain and told her that was the reason i was uncomfortable and stressed out, but i knew that wasnt the real reason - something was really going on with my equipment. There is just absolutely no way that I should be getting this little response from my body. Was it stress? depression? Alcohol? I knew i was way way too young to have this-
so i went to the doctor today.
You cant imagine how challenging it was to fill out that new patient form in the waiting room and have to put "E.D." in the reason box. But I did. A few minutes later i found myself in a sterile, cold, non descript examination room waiting to have to have tell a doctor the most embarassing problem of all time. That i cant keep it up.
So sure enough, he walks on in and starts to make lots of small talk, and then gets down to the nitty gritty questions, and the exam. He told me, that id be shocked if I knew how many young middle aged men take viagra, he said its very very common, and dont worry about it and just try and see how it goes for you. He was very very casual and friendly about it. Almost as if he tells someone this daily, which he probably does. Very nice guy.
So i leave get in my car and stare in wonder at this starter pack of tiny little blue pills, wondering if this is all hype and internet bullshit, or if this tiny little blue pill will completely change my sex life around. I tear the package open, with anticipation, open my mt dew, and I take one. at 3:31. I sit there in the car for a few minutes . . . waiting . . nothing yet.
I drive home.
I look at my watch as i open my front door. It is approximately 3:40. My face feels hot, and flush. Kind of like when your blushing, but x 10. Feverish almost. I am getting some good vibes going on down there. I hit the power button on the tv, and dont bother to change the channel. I take my pants off sit on the couch, and proceed to watch whatever comes on. Its judge mathis. Its 4:45
I start to casually fantasize about my girlfriend, without even touching myself. And my cock, within a time span of 30-40 seconds instantly stands to full erection. I havent even touched it. I give it a little squeeze and stroke, and I am absolutely stunned - i mean STUNNED - at how impossibly hard my erection was. I could see the veins stand out, and it actually pulsed and throbbed in unison with my pounding heart rate. I actually stared down at my cock, and laughed in joy and amazement at what I was looking at. I went in to the bathroom, and just stood there and stared it in the mirrow, for at least several minutes. All i can say is, just - wow. Then i thought about all the testimonials and stories, and I thought - THEY WERENT KIDDING. I think the people over at pfeizer might be on to something here.
Just to be sure i wouldnt freak out or have a heart attack or anything i tested it myself with no one there. The side effects are kinda strange, i felt a little bit dizzy, and very flushed and feverish in the face. AFterwards, i did feel kinda jittery and jumpy a little bit, i think maybe even a 1/2 dose would be MORE than enough. Its very expensive, so I assume people cut theirs in half to save $.
So, even IF you have a normal sex drive, and an at least decent erection - trust me , this will make your erection harder than you can even imagine. If my story sounds somewhat similiar to your situation, trust me - try it. And if not and your allready knockin a hole in the drywall with your equipment, then you got a good read at least. Im just amazed and stunned - now i know what all the fuss is about!
Good day.
Im 30, straight, single, fairly good looking, but i have a pretty average size 6.5 erect. (which would be small compared to alot on here, but whatever). I read the forum just for entertainment value, and stories, not to compare my cock size to everyone else, i was dealt a fairly average size and fairly average looks, oh well. I guess i like to read the forum becuase it is very uncensored and open about sexuality, and also provides the occasional good story.
Well, on to my story.
I have a normal sex life, 2-3 times a week i guess, and have been for years and years. But in the last 1-2 years or so, i have noticed that my erections just dont last as long, and dont have the intensity that they used to. They just havent been like they were when i was 17-18 and could punch a hole in the drywall with my hardon. I can still get turned on, and get hard, but just cant keep it up nearly as long as i would like to. Basically, my body gives up way way before im ready for it to. So for me, lately, sex had been like 10 minutes of foreplay, and then 10 minutes of sex and i would have to finish up before my erection slowly died off. It wasnt like this everytime, some nights i would rock the house and nearly tear the bed apart and fuck for 45 minutes or an hour, and some nights. . . well, it was all i could to stay hard for 5 minutes. There was no apparent ryhme or reason for this, and that was concerning.
Well, those poor performances started to happen a little more frequently, and a few nights ago, i had one of the worst ones ever. I just... could not get aroused, at all. I might as well have had a dick that belonged to a corpse. I had been having back pain and told her that was the reason i was uncomfortable and stressed out, but i knew that wasnt the real reason - something was really going on with my equipment. There is just absolutely no way that I should be getting this little response from my body. Was it stress? depression? Alcohol? I knew i was way way too young to have this-
so i went to the doctor today.
You cant imagine how challenging it was to fill out that new patient form in the waiting room and have to put "E.D." in the reason box. But I did. A few minutes later i found myself in a sterile, cold, non descript examination room waiting to have to have tell a doctor the most embarassing problem of all time. That i cant keep it up.
So sure enough, he walks on in and starts to make lots of small talk, and then gets down to the nitty gritty questions, and the exam. He told me, that id be shocked if I knew how many young middle aged men take viagra, he said its very very common, and dont worry about it and just try and see how it goes for you. He was very very casual and friendly about it. Almost as if he tells someone this daily, which he probably does. Very nice guy.
So i leave get in my car and stare in wonder at this starter pack of tiny little blue pills, wondering if this is all hype and internet bullshit, or if this tiny little blue pill will completely change my sex life around. I tear the package open, with anticipation, open my mt dew, and I take one. at 3:31. I sit there in the car for a few minutes . . . waiting . . nothing yet.
I drive home.
I look at my watch as i open my front door. It is approximately 3:40. My face feels hot, and flush. Kind of like when your blushing, but x 10. Feverish almost. I am getting some good vibes going on down there. I hit the power button on the tv, and dont bother to change the channel. I take my pants off sit on the couch, and proceed to watch whatever comes on. Its judge mathis. Its 4:45
I start to casually fantasize about my girlfriend, without even touching myself. And my cock, within a time span of 30-40 seconds instantly stands to full erection. I havent even touched it. I give it a little squeeze and stroke, and I am absolutely stunned - i mean STUNNED - at how impossibly hard my erection was. I could see the veins stand out, and it actually pulsed and throbbed in unison with my pounding heart rate. I actually stared down at my cock, and laughed in joy and amazement at what I was looking at. I went in to the bathroom, and just stood there and stared it in the mirrow, for at least several minutes. All i can say is, just - wow. Then i thought about all the testimonials and stories, and I thought - THEY WERENT KIDDING. I think the people over at pfeizer might be on to something here.
Just to be sure i wouldnt freak out or have a heart attack or anything i tested it myself with no one there. The side effects are kinda strange, i felt a little bit dizzy, and very flushed and feverish in the face. AFterwards, i did feel kinda jittery and jumpy a little bit, i think maybe even a 1/2 dose would be MORE than enough. Its very expensive, so I assume people cut theirs in half to save $.
So, even IF you have a normal sex drive, and an at least decent erection - trust me , this will make your erection harder than you can even imagine. If my story sounds somewhat similiar to your situation, trust me - try it. And if not and your allready knockin a hole in the drywall with your equipment, then you got a good read at least. Im just amazed and stunned - now i know what all the fuss is about!
Good day.