New member on the block!

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by underarrest, Apr 30, 2009.

  1. underarrest

    underarrest New Member

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    I would like to introduce myself as a new :wank:
    On that note here is a story I have to share with you all.
    At a meeting for ROTC members my professor shared a joke with us all. A Vet stood alone in the visiting room telling all the guests that his "private had died. He got alot of sympathy as other's offered their condolances.
    They shook his hand and told him now sorry they were.
    The very next day he stood inside with his member in his hand as the nurse passed by "what do you think your doing"? He replied "yesterday I told you my private died, did I not"?
    Well, today is the viewing! :biggrin1::confused::tongue::rolleyes::cool: The nurse walked away as she asked the Doctor to handle it for her :mad: :bsflag:
     
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  2. DckHntr_09

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    hahahahaha! cute and welcome to the site.
     
  3. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Erm....

    Welcome.
     
  4. Mr. Snakey

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    Welcome:smile:
     
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    Hey a man with a sense of humour. Well done. Welcome and good to see you (and your jokes) have arrived at lpsg. Enjoy catching up with some new friends and checking out what the site has to offer. Cheers m8.
     
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    Hello & welcome.
     
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    Hi! Welcome!
     
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