I'm here because I like jacking off. I like jacking off to pictures of women. I can get about any woman I want and get offers from men frequently. I'll let women or sometimes men jack me off, but generally I don't because they often expect or want some other kind of sex. When I tell them that, they don't believe me. If they agree to but ask for more, I like to give them a pearl necklace or come on their faces while the beg me to fuck them or cum in their mouths. if you didn't get that, I am strictly a jack off guy. I've done about everything else that can be done with a man or a woman except suck dick or get fucked, and I really only like jacking off or sometimes being jacked off. I like picture of women and I like stories about men jacking off that do not end in gay sex. I like to hear about guys who figure out how and where to jack off when the don't have much privacy, like in dorms or barracks when the idea is just to jack off good and not gay or straight sex. I like caught or almost caught stories and even some circle jerk stories that do not end up as fuck and suck gay stories. I like true stories, and I would rather read short, true not very special stories than long wild obvious fantasies. I like to jack off in mirrors and shoot my wad on walls or windows where people will see the dry wad later.