New Name for "Doggy Style"

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  1. Ethyl

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    Chrysalis and I discussed this in Chat tonight. Neither of us like the term "Doggy Style" and think the position feels too good to have such a lowly and ridiculous name. Any suggestions?
     
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    from behind?
    on all fours?
    one up the back?
    hump?
     
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    Yes we need a more elegant turn of phrase don't we .. I mean in the Kama Sutra they've got descriptions of positions like "Jump of a hare" and "leaf from a blue lotus"

    Perhaps it's a misnomer to lump most rear-entry intercourse positions under the heading: Doggy .. here's what one Kama Sutra source has to say:

    She bends well forward and grips
    the bedstead, her buttocks raised high;
    cup your hands to serpents' hoods
    and squeeze her jar-shaped breasts together:
    this is Dhenuka[FONT=Arial, Helvetica](the Milch Cow). [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]If you mount her like a dog, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]gripping her waist, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]and she twists round to gaze into your face, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]experts in the art of love say [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]it is [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]Svanaka[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica](the Dog). [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]If the lady, eager for love, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]goes on all fours, humping her back like a doe, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]and you enjoy her from behind, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]rutting as though you'd lost all human nature, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]it is[/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]Hirana[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica] (the Deer). [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]When, with lotus-feet [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]set well-apart on the ground, she bends, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]placing a hand upon each thigh, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]and you take her from the rear, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]it is [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica]Gardabha[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica] (the Ass). [/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]If she lies on her stomach [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]and you seize her ankles in one hand, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]lift them high and make love, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]tilting her chin back with your other hand, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica]it is [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica]Marjara[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica] (the Cat). [/FONT]

    Now whatever you decide upon for the renaming of this delightful position ... just understand that we'll have to change a few words to one of our most beloved Candian jokes ... in dozens of jokebooks.

    Why is doggy-style the most popular position in Candian homes on a Saturday night?

    Consider the printing expense .. before making a change.
     
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    I think that some women have an adversion to the term, "doggie style," because they find it degrading. From my experience these women are typically on the opposite end of the "size queen spectrum." It seems to stem from a general disgust at the idea of being "dominated" by a man.

    It is truly odd to find women who really appreciate large penis size but hold doggie style--or the term "doggie style-- in low esteem.
     
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    a la k9

    or a la canine
     
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    Why? Do you think the term "doggy style" has a certain eloquence to it?
     
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    You speak our language fluently. Yes, "leaf from a blue lotus" rolls off the tongue much more lyrically than "doggy style".
     
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    Au contraire, mon frère.

    I love being dominated. Taking it from behind is one of my greatest pleasures in life. But the term "doggy" calls to mind my good friend Rover.
     
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    I used to know someone who called it the "rutting" position. I liked that... it sounds kind of hot, primal and animalistic.
     
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    Well, that's not the same position. They're resting on their haunches. I consider that discrete from "doggy style", where the participants are standing/kneeling/bent over.
     
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    Not bad!
     
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    I hope I get royalties every time a couple has sex in the rutting position. :smile:

    Actually, I'd settle for an answer to the question that's been driving me crazy, in lieu of royalties: Why is it that whenever I go into the chatroom, the room is filled with a bunch of unfamiliars, as opposed to you and MB discussing sex positions? :confused:
     
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    We scheduled this little meeting earlier although we weren't planning on talking about sex positions, it just came up during conversation. Anytime you want to discuss sex positions in chat, feel free to let us know. :tongue:

    And yes, "Rutting" has a nice ring to it.
     
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    Much better than "Doggy Style," but it's still lacking that certain...special something.:thinking:
     
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    Perhaps we should examine the names of various dog breeds. Might sound like a more enticing suggestion to be beagled .. or spanieled.
     
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    I've got it, bliss, I've got it:
    "woof from a blue healer"
    Doncha just love it?:cool:
    Noooo?
     
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    Or hounded? Maybe. Terriered? Nah. Poodled? Ick. Mastiffed? Hmm...
    :biggrin1:
     
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    Brilliant.
    'Patrick mastiffed me.'
    Has a ring, you know.:cool:
     
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    When we do it we often trail one of her legs between my knees and place pillows under her hip. This gives us the deepest possible penetration, and the option of traversing radially. That is, from her hip to her knees to her other hip, to her back, me staying on my knees. The start being what we call "traversing position", or sometimes "starting positiion". This gives us the ability to enter the vagina from every angle and to explore every depth and degree of intensity (pound) with relative comfort to our strong but aging pyhsiques. I like starting position. We always do it for sooo long, and it's so nice.
     
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