New Names for Lube

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Ethyl, Nov 28, 2006.

  1. Ethyl

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    ccinuk and I talked about this in chat.

    If you were marketing a new lubricant, what would you call it?
     
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    "Get Stuffed" ?
     
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    Wait, what was the other one you mentioned?
     
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    Slip N' Slide?

    heh
     
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    Noob Loob :biggrin1:
     
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    what about:

    glossolalia
    slippery when wet
    dome polish
    smoove B (anyone read The Onion?)
     
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    Electra Glide In You :wink:
     
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    Flynn

    Dew It

    Glisten Up!

    Luster

    MercurialGloss

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    For such things, I was always partial to words that sounded like the action involved. Can't remember what that type of word is called...
    How about "Sqoosh" :biggrin1:
     
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    YabbaDabba Lube

    Entrez

    Slyp

    Greece

    Buttrrrr

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    Slippery Slope.
     
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