New Names for Lube

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Cootch and Pooper's Super Duper Luber

Lou Bricant (pronounced "bree-cohn" - and packaged to blend in with other personal care items in anyone's bathroom, a la Paul Mitchell)

Butt Stuff (tag line - "Uh Oh! Better get the Butt Stuff!")
 

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OK... you got EASY-OFF - the oven cleaner

and ya got Easy Outs - you know, for bolts/screws that are stripped

how bout... EASY-IN

or EASY-IN-OUT

or EASY-IN-OUT-IN-OUT

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What?

OK so maybe I should be looking for a job in marketing, instead of making up fake brand names for lube on LPSG :tongue:
 

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If Invisibleman were to come with some names for a silicone-based sex lube, they would be the following:

Invisilube
Okra Spit
Nudge
Dr. Feelgud
Zero G
James Brown Slickshooz
Cause +F/X
Versalube
Graviline
Hell Gel
Sinner + Saint
Pole Positionz Pole Polish
Gorilla Goo
Jungle Joose
Timewarp
Lube Factor
Luber's Lane
Heaven
Manna
Lubanatural
UFO (Universal Fucking Oil)
Shyn-hoe-la
Eager Beaver Screamweaver
Candleslick
Freakalube
Pimp Friction
Lubeful + Multiply
Infinite Positions
Slicky Situation
Fool Whyp
Ain't Jamama Mancake Syrup
Orgasmislippinslidenglide
Pussy Suislide
Anal Suislide
Prostatingle
Vagitingle
G-Force
Decadent Feelin'
Crave
Easylay
21st Century Fux
Reincarnation
Vasination
Timerip
Rape Me If You Can
Space Time Continuum
Multitask
Martha's Other Good Thang
Tightslick
Lubewhatever
Kumalubtra
Clitorally Leaking
G-Spottin''
Good Fox Hunting

Yeah, I thought that these would be cool names. (I know some of these sound like Prince song titles. That was not my intention.)