New Names for Lube

[rawbone8]

If Invisibleman were to come with some names for a silicone-based sex lube, they would be the following:

Invisilube
Okra Spit
Nudge
Dr. Feelgud
Zero G
James Brown Slickshooz
Cause +F/X
Versalube
Graviline
Hell Gel
Sinner + Saint
Pole Positionz Pole Polish
Gorilla Goo
Jungle Joose
Timewarp
Lube Factor
Luber's Lane
Heaven
Manna
Lubanatural
UFO (Universal Fucking Oil)
Shyn-hoe-la
Eager Beaver Screamweaver
Candleslick
Freakalube
Pimp Friction
Lubeful + Multiply
Infinite Positions
Slicky Situation
Fool Whyp
Ain't Jamama Mancake Syrup
Orgasmislippinslidenglide
Pussy Suislide
Anal Suislide
Prostatingle
Vagitingle
G-Force
Decadent Feelin'
Crave
Easylay
21st Century Fux
Reincarnation
Vasination
Timerip
Rape Me If You Can
Space Time Continuum
Multitask
Martha's Other Good Thang
Tightslick
Lubewhatever
Kumalubtra
Clitorally Leaking
G-Spottin''
Good Fox Hunting

Yeah, I thought that these would be cool names. (I know some of these sound like Prince song titles. That was not my intention.)

Easylay seal of approval — you rock invisibleman :biggrin1:

and I'll add SlingSlangDoodle

 

[Latinoboy9]

Robby

Jose'Latinoboy9

 

[dags]

Wienie Jelly!

 

[dannymawg]

UFO (Universal Fucking Oil)

OMG that rocks :rofl:

How bout... Lubestra?


Nah... anal leakage stigma :biggrin1:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Here;s one i just had a brainfart with;

Frictionless Phallus Foam.

 

[Ummagumma]

I know someone posted one similar but...

I Can't Believe It's Not Precum!

 

[dannymawg]

I know someone posted one similar but...

I Can't Believe It's Not Precum!

I will pull mine off the table in favor of this one :biggrin1:

Good on ya umma! Wanna go into business? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :biggrin1:

 

[rawbone8]

I know someone posted one similar but...

I Can't Believe It's Not Precum!

:biggrin1: love it!


and I'll add

Perpetual Motion Lotion

 

[ActionBuddy]

Vancouver


(Seriously!... say it reeeeaaalll slow... it sounds good and nasty!)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Must be my mrning for a brainfart, but, how does copulation lubrication sound?:biggrin::tongue:

 

[trufitjock]

slurpNslide

 

[mephistopheles]

Bone-wet (instead of Bone-Dry)
Fuck-a-doodle-doo!
I'm on fire and I need a hole!
WD45:biggrin1:

 

[invisibleman]

More fun names for Lube by Invisi:

JackNThrill
Slindy
Hyperwarp
BioniJack
ScoopyGoo
AtEase
Amazin'Grease
Condumint
ChokeUp
ButterNuttin'
Manslastic
HOG (Hand of God)
Anointin'Ointment
BabyBridge
Pussyplay
Naturalman
Naturalwoman
Reciprocate
Aura6
CocoJAMM
CocoaJAMM
Porkin'Peens
Aloe-ha
Tropic of Happihorn
Tropic of Romancer
SEX-US
Cream of Hushroom
Cream of Slicken
Beef Strokinoff

 

[jeff black]

I know someone posted one similar but...

I Can't Believe It's Not Precum!

EXCELLENT!!!

I would like to order 4 containers, if you please.

See, a lubricant called Precum, would be excellent because it makes me think it takes the place of precum. We all know how wet that shit is.:tongue:

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Slipper Stick'em
Penis Grease
Slick Stick
Big Boat Coat

And if these have already been said, sorry.... I read all the posts but there's no way I can remember everything that was said!

 

[rob_just_rob]

Wet Ice.

Unless "Wet" is trademarked.

 

[OKFarmer]

Mood Goo

Super Duper Soaker

Dry-Away

I Can't Believe Its Not Natural Vaginal Moisture

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Ooh... make a lubricant that's always warm.. and call it...

"I can't believe it's not COLD!"

 

[chicagosam]

Lick-a-dee-split

 

[fortiesfun]

Lick-a-dee-split

That sounds like cunnilingus in a bottle to me!